Definitions by krhimself

lenin hat

A flat, beret-like hat that Vladimir Lenin used to wear back in the day. Still worn by Communists and non-Communists who simply like the style.

Lenin hats actually look pretty cool.

lenin hat by KRHimself December 22, 2004

when hell freezes over 

signifies that something will never, ever happen.

1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.

when hell freezes over by KRHimself November 29, 2004

whorelando 

The city located in central Florida. It's most known for all its attractions and theme parks. It's also been called the minimum-wage capital of the U.S. because the theme parks' employees make up a HUGE part of the city's workforce.

Home of the Orlando Magic, a team that was good until Shaq left, and average until T-Mac left. Now the team is sitting in the bottom of the standings, with no fans and even less chances of winning a title.

In other words, if it wasn't for Disney World, Orlando would be just a halfway point on I-4.

The city itself is filled with slums (see Pine Hills), but the suburbs are much more affluent (see Winter Park).

whorelando by KRHimself November 28, 2004

shoppie 

another term for a prep or anyone who is preppy. it implies that they go out and shop for whatever they want, whenever they want to do it.

look at that shoppie walking into the AE store.

shoppie by KRHimself November 22, 2004

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

making up historical facts by KRHimself November 19, 2004

terry bradshaw

A bald eagle-lookalike with no talent in either commercials or tv shows. Still lives in the "glory days" of his playing career, even though they the days have passed by almost 30 years... and even though he was just a token QB on a team built around its defense. see also Pittsburgh Steelers.

Terry Bradshaw could be the most football player of all-time. Carrot Top could have taken that team to the Super Bowl if he was the QB.

terry bradshaw by KRHimself November 17, 2004

got you by the balls 

what one says to someone who is being owned as a way to rub it in.

1: She made you buy that ring? Damn, she's really got you by that balls.
2: Shut up, no she doesn't. (goes into denial)

got you by the balls by KRHimself November 11, 2004