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take it like the french

When someone gets his ass kicked without ever fighting back.

Whoever fights Mike Tyson is going to take it like the French.

by KRHimself June 3, 2004

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A tourist city in central Florida. Even though it has less than 200,000 people inside the city limits, people of Orlando refers to the city as "world class." Orlando has some of the most notorious slums in Florida (Pine Hills, Parramore) which are never highlighted because of its status as a tourist destination.

Without Disney, the city of Orlando wouldn't even be as big as Daytona.

by KRHimself July 20, 2008

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making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

by KRHimself November 19, 2004

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kobe

A city in Japan.
See also basketball and rape.

Kobe's in deep shit.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

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Parramore

The most notorious neighborhood in Orlando, aka the 407.

Parramore, the only place in O-Town with more stray cats and glocks than people.

by KRHimself March 3, 2006

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kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

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