krazy k's definitions

trois

1. The French number three
2. Number three in reference to bodily functions (i.e. i have to go number 1)

1. Un, Deux, Trois...(1, 2, 3...)
2. I need to take a major trois! It's starting to prairie dog!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003

hairy butthole

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.

Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003

hemorrhoid

a synonym for anus boils

That guys has a serious case of hemorrhoids! I'm talking those anus boils were falling out of his ass all over the place!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

nut hugger

See Speedo

That man was wearing a nut hugger so tight I'm surprised he didn't cut off the circulation to his crotch!

by Krazy K October 20, 2003

flapper

a particularly raunchy fart that makes the buttcheeks smack together in an unpleasant flapping noise

Did you hear that flapper? He must have shit his pants!

by Krazy K December 21, 2002

fanger

Arkansas slang for 'finger'

Hey, Cledus, come see if my fanger is infected.

by Krazy K November 30, 2002

flagged

when one takes a book into the bathroom while taking a shit and reads it (ex: that one episode of Seinfield)

Man, I must have taken the longest shit in the world last night. Luckily, I had Moby Dick in there with me. It's just too bad I flagged it.

by Krazy K December 21, 2002