kofi's definitions

troilism

Formal (pompous or discreet) Greek word for a threesome. Minimalist group sex.

Before the examination, I admitted to my doctor I'd had another threesome a couple of weeks back. "Ah, another case of troilism", he smiled. "No, doc, I wasn't experimenting - I've done it before...."

by kofi June 30, 2003

saucy

cheeky, fresh or brash (saucy is also heard as "sassy"), often also with strong overtones of sex. (No doubt an obvious link of sauce with sexual activity plays a part in this ....)

1. That new guy in your office was very saucy to me this morning ...
2. The "Carry On" films are classics of saucy English humour

by kofi May 9, 2003

callgirl

(British): woman working either as an escort, at the higher end of the sex industry, or as a sex worker, prostitute, at its bottom end.

"Don't you dare call ME a callgirl, you asshole .... I DON'T do this just for the money, you know!"

by kofi May 14, 2003

three-in-a-bed

A threesome as a one-off (so to speak). A three-in-a-bed is a sexual encounter between three people, usually (at least for two of those involved) for the first and last time.

A phrase beloved of the British tabloid press is "three-in-a-bed romp", which stresses bother the impermanence and the (just-for-)fun nature of the experience, thus engaging the sexual interest and desire, the envy and thus the moralising indignation of the newspaper's readers all at once!

by kofi June 30, 2003

milk

(verb:) single-mindedly to masturbate a male to the point where he ejaculates his "milk" sperm. Use of this term suggests the extraction is more for the amusement and/or satisfaction of the "milker" than that of the person selected to be "milked". (Verb also found in combinations such as: "milk the snake", "milk the milkman")

Tracy used to boast to her friends that any man she could not milk within two hours of meeting, was not worth knowing.

by Kofi May 8, 2003

Docs

Not to be confused with "Dockers", but following the same pseudo-tough image!
see DMs

Alice: That gal Traicy's not fit ta kiss mah Docs!
Sarah: Look, Alice, they're ENGLISH, right? Just like you. And stop slagging Tracy off. Girl can't help the way she is!
Alice: She gunna feel the steel toecap o mah noo Docs up ho' slutty ayuss, if she don't keep ho' paws offa mah Aidan!
Sarah: (d'Ohhhhhhh ....)

by kofi May 15, 2003

makossa

form of dance music originating in Afrika (Cameroun, to be precise). Noted for its repeated bright-toned picked-guitar figures, chanting-style vocals (often in Douala) and sometimes brass accompaniment, makossa is very upbeat. Sam Fan Thomas is perhaps its biggest name internationally. For better or worse, makossa has become a staple ingredient of "world music".

Have you heard "Samba Makossa" by Chico Science? A new blend of hip Afrikan and cool Brazilian grooves!

by kofi May 16, 2003