kj's definitions

brown noise

A note 92 cents belob the lowest Eb octave that makes people lose bowel controls. From south park and awesome ass show.

Hey guys i found it, i foundt he brown noise

by KJ October 24, 2003

pillows

Large female breasts.

by KJ October 3, 2003

two six

A slang term for b.o. otherwise known as body odour. The numbers stand for the letters, they way they appear on a telephone keypad.

"The guy next to me ordering a drink had the worst two six."

by KJ March 1, 2005

chick truck

A Ford Ranger. Their dad pays for it, but she drives it and mucks it up with mardi gras beads on the mirror and a bobble head dog on the dashboard.

I left the mall and couldn't find my chick truck in the parking lot.

by KJ October 3, 2003

Bloodweiser

Beer made by bloods. The can contains the 5-point star and the 5-point crown on it, with a red background. Also has a capital "B" on it. Was really suppose to say "Bloodweiser", but plans were changed.
See budweiser as well.

Blood #1: "Hey blood, pass me some Bloodweiser, will ya!"
Blood #2: "Aight B-dogg."

by KJ March 8, 2005

Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

by KJ October 5, 2003

dader

n. a person who is sexually malested on a daily basis. Usually ignorant and is sometimes retarded

I got happy with that dader last night. It turned out he was retarded.

by kj April 8, 2005