kj's definitions

Consumer

A move where a male ejaculates into a female's navel and proceeds to lick out his own jizz.

He gives a simply erotic consumer!

by KJ April 8, 2004

nairb

The "opposite" of brain would be "niarb".
Nairb is the reverse of Brian.

One Nairb

by KJ November 26, 2003

Rock-A-Fella

The wrong spelling of roc-a-fella.

Dominique:(on am IM) Hey i didnt know jay-z left rock-a-fella
Shawn: He didnt, he left ROC-a-fella

by KJ March 6, 2005

chick truck

A Ford Ranger. Their dad pays for it, but she drives it and mucks it up with mardi gras beads on the mirror and a bobble head dog on the dashboard.

I left the mall and couldn't find my chick truck in the parking lot.

by KJ October 3, 2003

man blouse

A button down shirt with a pattern or style that gives it a rather femine quality.

My brother really knows how to rock a man blouse.

by KJ October 3, 2003

Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

by KJ October 5, 2003

MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3

Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.

by KJ May 13, 2005