Definitions by king kong NINJA

solidarity 

(noun, adj. noun) a love for another person so intense and unyielding that it is potentially militant.

solidarity sis. solidarity.

solidarity by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

muppet fuck 

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

muppet fuck by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

gigglefest

(noun.) uncontrollable hairtrigger laughter. known to occur at slumber parties after the topless pillowfight.

after we started talking about how weird our chemistry teacher is, tamara flung a tampon at jamie. after that it was pretty much a nonstop gigglefest

gigglefest by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

hater consolations 

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.

sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

hater consolations by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

longball 

any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has "hit it out of the park"

i didn't know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.

longball by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

red army

a euphimism for the menstrual period of a woman. similar in that it leaves destruction in its wake and can make those opposed to it feel like they have a cachet of nuclear weapons pointed at them at all times.

no i've been pretty nice to her this weekend. the red army's on the march and i don't want to stir up any wrath.

red army by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

irony 

the opposite of what is intended happening or being presented.

A SUV with a bumper sticker that says keep earth green.

irony by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004