2 cats fucking in a wool sock

Man, it's hotter than 2 cats fucking in a wool sock.

by kill yourself please October 03, 2005

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dick in your hand

A. pose where someone who should be doing something more constructive but just stands there being a worthless maggot
B. Not taking advantage of a situation

Also a good chorus to a song:*slow depressing beat*
Standing with a dick in his hand
nobody understands
why he's standing *beat beat*
standing with a dick in his hand

song is usually sung after someone claims that someone is standing around with a dick in their hand.

Bill Horton: God dammit stop standing around with a dick in your hand and get back to work.
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Me: that fine girl was smiling at me but all i could do was stand around with my dick in my hand.

by kill yourself please October 03, 2005

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blow job rooster

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well

Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

by kill yourself please October 02, 2005

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mushroom mark

The red outline on a persons body (usually forehead) left by a heavy slapping of a man's penis. This is the result where said victim has ran their mouth too much, didn't give head, or passed out drunk.

I gave that bitch so many mushroom marks that her forehead looked like the background of a smurfs episode.

by kill yourself please October 05, 2005

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meat skirt

noun. A flap of gut that hangs over the pants, usually covering the belt. can be applied to both man or woman

Me: Damn I thought I saw this hot girl then she took off her jacket and her meat skirt fell out and covered up most of her Billy Ray Cyrus belt buckle
You: stop sleeping with my mom!

by kill yourself please October 03, 2005

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