kiko's definitions

Kid Howren

Hero of the west.

"Kid Howren's number 1!...in the West! Best in the West!"
"I thought the Braves were best in the west.."
"No dummy, this isn't 1992."

by Kiko December 17, 2003

condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.

*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Klandakian Star

1. A cosmic symbol formed by four intersecting red triangles encased within a black polyhedron with its four arms bent in various angles.

2. The emblem of the Shintu.

The emblem of the Shintu Warriors is the Klandakian Star.

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Wenile

1. A silly, foolish, or cowardly person
2. A penis

That wenile doesn't stand a chance against Lewis!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

faggin

1. A commoner, especially one that is easily influenced.

Tomás: Man, there are too many people in here!
Kiko: Faggin-slicer, ACTIVATE!
Constable: Stop there, evil-doer!
Kiko: SMOKE YOU, flatfoot! *throws smoke-bomb, disappears*
Tomás: *sigh* How much is this going to cost me?
Constable: Let's you just drop them pants..
Tomás: !
Tomás: Ki-KOOOOOO! *camera pans out*

by Kiko October 3, 2004

act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.

Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.

by Kiko July 7, 2004

varul

1. One who lacks good judgement, or understanding.
2. One who has been duped.
3. An idiot.
4. One who acts unwisely.

"That varul couldn't pilot his way out of a wet paper bag."
"I was made to look as a true varul!"
"Don't expect anything out of THAT big varul!"
"What a varulish decision it was to leave my wife!"

by Kiko February 3, 2004