kevin's definitions

coonass

The dumbass LSU fans.

I beat up some coonass at last year's game at that hole called Tiger Stadium.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome

Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

forum doctor

1.Someone who likes to use big words on forum posts hoping to appear smarter than they probably are.

2.Someone who is smart and wants EVERYBODY to know it so they use every big word they can think of even when not needed.

post by bob:
I think Vida Guerra is hotter than Keyra

reply from tool:
You're spurious bob. Vida is lucidly less winsome.

reply from bob:
... huh?

reply from ted:
looks like we have another forum doctor... sigh. 0/10.

by Kevin June 19, 2006

brumski

When you stick your face in between a chicks breasts and shack your face back and forth while making a "bbbbbrrrrr" sound.

Man that chicks got some big tits...I would love to brumski her.

by Kevin April 15, 2003

Dish Crotch

When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.

Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"

Rob "I hate that"

by Kevin October 23, 2005

Half Staff

When A Man Is Half-Erect.

Look At Tommy, He Is Half-Staff. Will It Do The Trick For His Girlfriend?

by Kevin January 26, 2004

Qwikshot

Premature Ejaculation.

by Kevin March 11, 2003