kevin's definitions

yelda

Russian word for penis.

(Used especially often in the game Destroy All Humans 2.)

Russian peasent: After that nuclear reactor went online, my yelda hurts and my pee is green.

Russian worker: Agent Sovetski is so dreamy. But I have nothing to offer him but sadness, poverty, and dispair! Oh, and yelda.

by Kevin August 13, 2008

towny

a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!

poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!

by kevin October 30, 2003

yar

1)Agreeing to a statement
2)A cute phrase between lovers

"Hey do you want to rent a movie tonight?"
"Yar"

by Kevin April 17, 2003

bookoo

an abundance, phonetic spelling of the french 'beaucoup'

usu. used in the southern US

Also spelled buku

I make bookoo bucks.

by Kevin December 1, 2003

ayon

very smart guy who is nice and helps you with homework

hey ayon what did you get for number 3?

by kevin February 7, 2004

sausage party

A party or setting in which heterosexual males far outnumber single females.

Jim: "How was that party last night?"
Kevin: "It was pretty good, but most of the people there were gay men."
Jim: "So it was a sausage party"
Kevin: "I don't know about that Jim because although there were only a few women there, there were even fewer straight men there."

by Kevin October 11, 2003

dirty noell

when ure w/ a girl and just take a dump on her chest

Baby we've been together for a while, how bout a dirty noell?

by kevin April 23, 2003