Definitions by kevin

Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital

This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.

Red Bar by Kevin November 10, 2003

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp 

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp by Kevin November 5, 2003

vir3x 

The sexiest kid ever. Sexier than Huan.

Damn vir3x is so fucking sexy! I want to fuck him right now.

vir3x by Kevin November 4, 2003

B.J 

Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis

Yo, wanna give me a B.J.

B.J by kevin November 1, 2003

9er 

The man, the dawg of the crew. The one that ever one wants to be.

Yo, 9er sup.

9er by kevin November 1, 2003

towny 

a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!

poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!

towny by kevin October 30, 2003

Comedy Mixers 

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

Comedy Mixers by Kevin October 28, 2003