kevin's definitions

splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 8, 2003

xtc

eXtreme Terror Continuum

You were just killed by XtC!

by Kevin April 27, 2003

laid

to fuck with someone that you have no interest in.

guess what man, i got laid with that ugly chick up there.

by Kevin October 27, 2003

tounge

to lick and suck on a girls boobs for pleasure.

i tounged my girl friends tities while we were doin it last night.

by kevin December 6, 2003

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

Chewin

To recieve oral sex from a male or female.

I'm looking for da chewin.
You know that girl chewin.

by Kevin December 19, 2003

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie

That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.

by Kevin June 2, 2004