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splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)
"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."
by Kevin December 8, 2003
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xtc

You were just killed by XtC!
by Kevin April 27, 2003
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laid

to fuck with someone that you have no interest in.
guess what man, i got laid with that ugly chick up there.
by Kevin October 27, 2003
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tounge

to lick and suck on a girls boobs for pleasure.
i tounged my girl friends tities while we were doin it last night.
by kevin December 6, 2003
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texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.
Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.
by Kevin March 31, 2005
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Chewin

To recieve oral sex from a male or female.
I'm looking for da chewin.
You know that girl chewin.
by Kevin December 19, 2003
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Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie
That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.
by Kevin June 2, 2004
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