barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.

That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!

by Kevin April 20, 2006

Asshole parking

To take up two parking spaces with one vehicle, where one would have sufficed.

Can you asshole park for me so that when I come back later I can fit my car next to yours.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 04, 2004

Contemporary

1. Belonging to the same period of time:
2. Of about the same age.
3. Current; modern: contemporary trends in design.
4. A person of the present age.

Dave and Jen were contemporaries.

by Kevin December 07, 2004

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

waxed

1) success, 2) win, 3) won

"Just remember me when you waxed." (2 Fast 2 Furious)

by Kevin November 27, 2003

dog bitch

1. a person that is very rude or mean.

2. a one of a kind bitch who never smiles.

Clifford was a dog bitch to his customers before his got his own business last year.

by Kevin July 27, 2004