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San Andreas

1. The next game in the Grand Theft Auto game series. It is a satire of California set in the early 1990's. You play as Carl "CJ" Johnson, a black man from Los Santos (Los Angeles) who returns back to his home city to attend his mother's funeral. However, CJ is dragged back into the gang life that he tried to run away from 5 years earlier. Players get to visit the aformentioned Los Santos, as well as San Fierro (San Francisco) and Las Venturra (Las Vegas, which technically isn't in California, but Rockstar Games felt obliged to include it, if only to shut up the assholes who wanted the next GTA to be in Vegas), as well as all the backcountry in between. Many improvements have been made over Vice City, the last GTA game such as improved graphics and targeting, a much larger play area, more character customization options, and at long last, the ability to swim. GTA: San Andreas is bound to blow every game that copied the last two games right out of the water.

2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.

1. As if California wasn't crazy enough, Rockstar Games is going to make it look even more bizzare, as they always do.....and piss off shitloads of soccer moms, Jesus freaks, gays, minorities, etc. in the process, as they always do.

2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

IROC Camaro

Sweetest ride; Radar cannot read it, since it is made from the same material as the Stealth Fighter; quick ride.

"I got a gold plated gas cap, its so sweet"

by Kevin August 24, 2004

pubarincy

having an extreamly hairy pubic reigon.

your pubarincy levels are at about a 29, were gonna need you at about a 3.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

Seven of Nine

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.

Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.

by Kevin July 29, 2008

Lighta

A word commonly used in replace for Lightening bug. Also used while smaing.

Hey Cam, theres a lighta.

by Kevin August 21, 2003

pookey

a name for your sweet lover

I love you my little pookey

by kevin May 1, 2006

nerd

one who puts books, learning, or computers in front of everything else. has to be extremely precise about everything, is a perfectionist, and has no connections with the present time. strangely, their handwriting seems to be uglier than a hairy pussy.

me: hey wanna play basketball this afternoon?
nerd: online?
me: LMAO
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me: dude stop singing its annoying.
nerd: i'm not singing, i'm humming.
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me: you goin to the school dance?
nerd: nah i wanna learn one chapter ahead cause i want to get the 5 bonus points on the next test.
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me: holy shit dawg get down the principals coming.
nerd: umm whats a dawg?
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teacher: number 13, the answer is..
nerd: wait on number 12, my friend forgot to capitalize and he didn't put a period...

by Kevin October 15, 2006