kevin's definitions

hat

To everyone else: A covering for the head.
To parents: A magical cham that prevents people from getting colds.

Mom: Where's your hat?
Me: I wear a hood
Mom: That's not good enough
(tanslation: nothing but a hat can ward off the evil of colds)

by Kevin July 27, 2008

kremit

stoned versiom of kermit.(from insane clown posse's infamous song.)

Hey kremit... hahaha did you just call me kremit, yeaaaaaaaaah, were stoned!

by Kevin December 20, 2003

lincoln-douglas

A style of debate centered on a value, a value criterion, and a set of contentions. Commonly shortened to LD.

Affirmative: ...please cross-refer to my case, and then you will clearly see how my opponents value falls, and in turn his whole case.

Negative: I would first like to point out that....

by Kevin May 1, 2006

smeggle

When a man with a foreskin covers the the head of his male lovers penis with his foreskin the two are smeggleing

Jonny you down to smeggle later?

by kevin November 18, 2003

orange peel

sarah's pimpin nickname

me:wat up orange peel
sarah: nothin home slice

by Kevin February 5, 2005

nigmo

1. a term used for a black person who won't leave you alone.

2. a flaming gay black person.

Marcellus is a nigmo who can't stop talking about his poodles.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

flooremite

any emotion that can't be described

also anything that resembles the color orange

i'm just flooremite today

ur lookin a little flooremite today

by Kevin March 7, 2005