Definitions by kevin

charter communications 

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth

I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again

charter communications by Kevin May 26, 2004

professional 

a prostitute; the oldest professional

Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional.

professional by Kevin May 17, 2004

professional 

any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will.

professional by Kevin May 13, 2004

skittles 

Rapper Eminem's brother's knickname during his short attempted stint as a rapper.

Also see: Sninkers

Eminem is my favorite rapper,thats why named myself skittles.

skittles by Kevin May 13, 2004

werd

what kevo uses all the time to agree with something another person says.

person: dude, that's dope!
kevo: werd

werd by kevin May 11, 2004

Tipsy 

A song that is not cool anymore because little kids know it.....

Kid:I'm Tipsy!
Me:That song's not cool anymore!!

Tipsy by Kevin May 5, 2004

wide-set vagina 

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.

Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.

wide-set vagina by Kevin May 4, 2004