kevin's definitions

talking timmy

If you have braces, pispronouncing s's and spitting. Also, progressively mumbling into incoherence as you speak

I just got braces in, does it sound like I'm talking timmy?

by Kevin March 9, 2005

fucklehead

To be a fucking knucklehead

That chick is a fucklehead

by Kevin January 16, 2005

retrotarded

old AND retarded

man, yo momma gotta nice ass, but she retrotarded!

by kevin February 14, 2004

texes

Also known as the long horn state, and doubling for garneshments due to the government anually.

Damn Billy Bob! These here texes are goin up evry' year! Wanna go to texes?

by kevin March 25, 2004

FABS

Fine Ass Beebe Shizzle

I conversated with FABS today. We had a Dilly Bar.

by Kevin January 21, 2005

stafoo

v. to "shut the fuck up," an acronym known as stfu.

1. tell that fucking teacher to stafoo.

by Kevin January 12, 2004

dogballs

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

by Kevin December 15, 2003