omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008

Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

by Kevin December 13, 2004

splank

The act of taking a bloody shit. (usually very messy)

"Ben, you better shut up or I'll splank on your face."

by Kevin December 08, 2003

The pile driver

Sexual position when the woman is leaned on her bed to as where her shoulders are the only thing on the bed, the male can either sit on her or stand up and vertically penetrate the woman's anus or vagina many times.

gave her the pile driver yesterday

by kevin February 10, 2005

Ashanti

A hair weave and a pair of thighs.

Ja Rule and Ashanti

by Kevin November 16, 2003

Scranus

See gooch

After the intense ping-pong match, my scranus was soaked.

by Kevin January 30, 2003

Puppy Cup

Method Of Masturbation Where One Cups His Balls With Back Of Hand And Ejaculates On To His Face..

Mike's Flacid For Life. He Will Never Experience Puppy Cupping.

by Kevin January 26, 2004