A person, usually a female ranging from ages 18-46 with a moderately high income, who goes into any retail establishment intent upon stealing something without getting put in jail or paying a cent. Said person tends to be a MILF with a tude that is unleashed upon unsuspecting salespeople or waitstaff at the first sign of not being able to buy something for free.
No matter how accommodating or kind you are to the person, they will lie to the salesperson/waitstaff and associates, lie to their families and friends, and lie to management, to get their item or meal for free or much less. Their reasons do not always make sense and seem to be pulled out of the ass.
They act offended as possible and would steal the item/meal outright if not for the fear of getting caught. Some might actually do it anyway.
Some, especially the noobs, can be discouraged with kindness and evident practice of good work ethic, but all are encouraged by rudeness, so beware: do not be rude.
No matter how accommodating or kind you are to the person, they will lie to the salesperson/waitstaff and associates, lie to their families and friends, and lie to management, to get their item or meal for free or much less. Their reasons do not always make sense and seem to be pulled out of the ass.
They act offended as possible and would steal the item/meal outright if not for the fear of getting caught. Some might actually do it anyway.
Some, especially the noobs, can be discouraged with kindness and evident practice of good work ethic, but all are encouraged by rudeness, so beware: do not be rude.
1. Watch out for that MILFing billstiff; she finds ways to get everything in this store for free....
2. Did you see the way she billstiffed Zack on a $250 hairstyle? I won't be taking her order next time she comes in....
2. Did you see the way she billstiffed Zack on a $250 hairstyle? I won't be taking her order next time she comes in....
by kero frangipani pants February 05, 2009
Section of a town wherein the inhabitants must either walk or drive up high hills in their beat-up, thirty year old cars to get to the store. The cars usually won't make it, and that is just as well since the owners tend not to have gas money anyway.
Usually situated on a flood plain below the rest of the town, out of sight of the highway.
The homes are mainly hollowed out, falling down houses or trailers, patched up shacks built from scraps off other's homes.
There may be big above ground swimming pools in the front yards, along with all the toys, waste paper, beer bottles, used condoms, broken music cds, and other rubbish.
Concurrently inhabited by scrawny German Shepherd dogs that look not to be fed very well, cats, and an odd assortment of stray chickens.
The inhabitants tend to rely upon public transportation as a way to go into a nearby city to visit their doctors for the many ailments they have.
They tend to express self-centered ideas about life, and show a lack of imagination. Those who have imagination use it to dream up ways to make money selling meth or other drugs, or how to stay out of or keep others out of jail.
News is what comes on the telly sometimes in between fights, baby showers, drug deals, sucking out the water from the latest flood, and porn.
Not a good place to go to unless you're going to tear it down and rebuild it.
Usually situated on a flood plain below the rest of the town, out of sight of the highway.
The homes are mainly hollowed out, falling down houses or trailers, patched up shacks built from scraps off other's homes.
There may be big above ground swimming pools in the front yards, along with all the toys, waste paper, beer bottles, used condoms, broken music cds, and other rubbish.
Concurrently inhabited by scrawny German Shepherd dogs that look not to be fed very well, cats, and an odd assortment of stray chickens.
The inhabitants tend to rely upon public transportation as a way to go into a nearby city to visit their doctors for the many ailments they have.
They tend to express self-centered ideas about life, and show a lack of imagination. Those who have imagination use it to dream up ways to make money selling meth or other drugs, or how to stay out of or keep others out of jail.
News is what comes on the telly sometimes in between fights, baby showers, drug deals, sucking out the water from the latest flood, and porn.
Not a good place to go to unless you're going to tear it down and rebuild it.
1. If you go to Lucasville, Ohio, please try to help the people living in The Bottoms, or else just stay out of there.
2. The Bottoms is a sad place to see.
2. The Bottoms is a sad place to see.
by kero frangipani pants February 05, 2009
Slang term meaning a person has no courage or they are sackless.
Also means a man who has no testicles.
Also means a man who has no testicles.
by kero frangipani pants February 09, 2009
A person who enters a thrift store with full intent to shoplift any items that will fit in their pockets and purses. They may even steal a purse and put stuff in it.
A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.
A low form of shoplifter who will go into any store and steal the floor tiles if they're not tacked down well enough.
1. "Did you see that girl in Electronics? She was putting a surge protector in her purse! WTF? She'd be a thrift store robber, that one."
2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.
2. Stacy was kicked out of the thrift shop for stealing all the clothes instead of putting them away; what a thrift store robber.
by kero frangipani pants February 06, 2009
Derived from "shit eating grin" + "sherlock holmes".
A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.
A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."
A smile one gives to another person when knowing something that other person might wish to know, but doesn't.
A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, or biatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."
Lily: "Uh oh, Kayla.... Did you see Missy's shitlock smile? You'd better watch your back."
Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."
Kayla: "Well naturally the brown stuff has to run off the nose down to the mouth...."
by kero frangipani pants February 08, 2009
Polite acronym for "Get the fuck off" or "Get the freak off." Alternative: "Get the fuck out."
Usually used online to tell trolls or ad site linkers to get out of a chat room or off a message board.
Usually used online to tell trolls or ad site linkers to get out of a chat room or off a message board.
Troll: Wanna look at my freeeeeee spyware loaded sex site?
Jojo: No.
Mami: Heck no.
Jose: What? I was talking about polar bears.
Troll: I've got this freeeeeee spyware loaded sex site.... Lots of freeeeeee sexxxx.
Jane: Go away. We're talking about the climate and global warming.
Seung: I'm gonna sign off if he keeps this up.
Jose: Troll, cut it out.
Troll: Look at my freeeeee sexxxx. You no like sexxxx for freeeee?
Jojo: GTFO.
Troll: signs off
Jojo: No.
Mami: Heck no.
Jose: What? I was talking about polar bears.
Troll: I've got this freeeeeee spyware loaded sex site.... Lots of freeeeeee sexxxx.
Jane: Go away. We're talking about the climate and global warming.
Seung: I'm gonna sign off if he keeps this up.
Jose: Troll, cut it out.
Troll: Look at my freeeeee sexxxx. You no like sexxxx for freeeee?
Jojo: GTFO.
Troll: signs off
by kero frangipani pants February 09, 2009
by kero frangipani pants February 07, 2009