Definitions by kerb-stirer

Duck's Nuts 

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"

That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.

Duck's Nuts by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017

Dick Booger 

This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"

Dick Booger by kerb-stirer January 15, 2017

Hot Cosby 

unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.

William gave that girl a drink that knocked her out before he gave her a Hot Cosby while she was sleeping.

Hot Cosby by kerb-stirer November 3, 2015

Mentor of Merrymaking 

(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.

Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.

Mentor of Merrymaking by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014

Cuntalingus 

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

Cuntalingus by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

Dang-dang noodle

(Noun) Any item or thing relating to the culture, food, animal or mineral of Asia.

Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.

Dang-dang noodle by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

Taint-a-licious

The "pleasure" produced by gently stroking the soft supple skin between the anus and the genitals.

Patty that thing you were going around my back side last night was "Taint-a-licious".

Taint-a-licious by kerb-stirer August 8, 2014