Duck's Nuts

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"
That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.
by kerb-stirer March 02, 2017
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Dang-dang noodle

(Noun) Any item or thing relating to the culture, food, animal or mineral of Asia.
Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.
by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
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funccubus

(N) A person that sucks the fun out of everything. It is a portmanteau of the words “fun” and “succubus”.
Jason called me a funccubus because I would not let anyone at the party do shots of Jameson.
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Beef Steak Pantyhose

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.
I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.
by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013
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Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.
The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.
by kerb-stirer April 13, 2018
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Taint-a-licious

The "pleasure" produced by gently stroking the soft supple skin between the anus and the genitals.
Patty that thing you were going around my back side last night was "Taint-a-licious".
by kerb-stirer August 08, 2014
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The Queen of Science

(Noun) a female teacher of science who promotes learning with royal enthusiasm and a high concentration of energy.
I have a class with “The Queen of Science” this weekend and we will be studying ETHYL ALCOHOL mixology effects on students.
by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013
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