barefoot boogie

Noun: A dance event, usually in a rented hall or community centre, where shoes are left by the door, and freestyle dancing is encouraged. No smoking, alcohol, nor drugs are allowed.

Has a new age atmosphere.
My Vincent stopped going to raves and started to go to barefoot boogies.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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webaholic

David had become a webaholic and as a result his studies is falling behind.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.
My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!
by Kerb November 30, 2004
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bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!
Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"
by Kerb November 27, 2004
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somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.
One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.
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abstemious

A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.

If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.
Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."
by Kerb December 08, 2004
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