kerb's definitions

fucker

A person, usually male, who is unfortunate to be born into the Tucker family, hence Mr. Tucker; and who is also unpopular, such as a school principal or headmaster, might be unpopular.

My school head is nicknamed Mr. Fucker.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

spin

A dance, usu. in a disco where one turns his or her body round at high speed. Harder than it looks, but possible with practice and wearing smooth soled shoes on a wooden dance floor.

If you stumble or go off balance you tumble off at an angle bumping into other dancers = uber + uncool

If you can rotate smoothly three times, and come to a graceful stop at the same spot = cool + sometimes pull

John could not spin and can only freak at the disco, whereas Jerry could spin and pull lots of chicks.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

somerfield

A convenience store, especially in twee Home County villages, such as Lindfield, that thinks its a haute cuisine delicatessen.

One can buy duck pate at Somerfield.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

dalek

To.speak.in.a.ro.bot.ic.vo.i.ice.
Like.a.cy.bo.org.
They.do.not.like.oorg.gaan.ic.be.eings.

Dalek: Ex.te.er.mi.naa.ate!!!
Doc.toor.Who.is.a.waa.ank.ke.er!!!
(Emit beam of x-ray lazer)
Nearest human becomes toast.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

abstemious

A word that contains all 5 vowels of a, e, i, o, & u, in order.

If y is used as a vowel, then it can be appended, abstemiously.

Man doing crossword, was puzzled by a 10 letter word a---e-iou-. He paused, and then his face lit up.
"Ah yes! Abstemious."

by Kerb December 8, 2004

prank

To dress up as members of foreign royalty, sheiks, film stars, and book a tour on the state of the art naval warship, such as the Dreadnought. Thereby making the (insert nation) Navy looking like a right pillock.

What a prank! Bunga Bunga!

by Kerb November 29, 2004