Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).
Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.
Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler
Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.
Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler
by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021
To dramatically overreact to a situation you dislike.
This is such bullsh*t. I asked for fries, not tater tots. I am going to storm the United States Capitol.
by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021
The legendary war criminal and mayor of Portland, Oregon, Ted (Tevis) Wheeler. He loves attacking his citizens with chemical weapons, hates the homeless & the power, and pepper-spraying dairy heirs. He is a truly horrible man renowned on a national scale for his crimes.
Do you think we're gonna forget about you? We're never gonna forget you, Tevis.
Tevis, the only problem we have is that you are an incompetent mayor.
America's renowned war criminals including George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, and, of course, Tevis.
The Pope announced today that Tevis is going to hell and all penance for his sins will be suspended effective immediately.
Tevis loves brutalizing his own people so much that he is now afraid to go in public because he fears their retribution.
We need to completely recall Tevis and never let this happen again.
We saw Tevis walking in to Walmart wearing a large sombrero and sunglasses in disguise so no one would ask him about his war crimes.
Tevis, the only problem we have is that you are an incompetent mayor.
America's renowned war criminals including George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, and, of course, Tevis.
The Pope announced today that Tevis is going to hell and all penance for his sins will be suspended effective immediately.
Tevis loves brutalizing his own people so much that he is now afraid to go in public because he fears their retribution.
We need to completely recall Tevis and never let this happen again.
We saw Tevis walking in to Walmart wearing a large sombrero and sunglasses in disguise so no one would ask him about his war crimes.
by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021
Another word for "antifascist", particularly those in the Richmond, Virginia area. Primarily used by insurrectionists on the internet as an insult. Origin unknown.
by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021
Some man who calls himself the "mayor" of Richmond, Virginia, but literally no one has ever heard of.
He loves doing war crimes, chloroacetophenone, real estate, gentrification, cocaine, Dominion Energy CEO Thomas Farrell, doing sweeps of homeless encampments, making cardboard cutouts of his face, telling lies, Crown Victorias, and living at Miller and Rhoades Apartments.
He loves doing war crimes, chloroacetophenone, real estate, gentrification, cocaine, Dominion Energy CEO Thomas Farrell, doing sweeps of homeless encampments, making cardboard cutouts of his face, telling lies, Crown Victorias, and living at Miller and Rhoades Apartments.
I am aware of the video of what *appears* to be a police cruiser attempting to run over a group of protesters. I saw no criminal activity here and I did not see a problem. This quote was leaked, but it is real.
Levar Stoney's Richmond Police Department brutalized Richmonders for 91 consecutive days and faced zero consequences.
Levar Stoney's Richmond Police Department brutalized Richmonders for 91 consecutive days and faced zero consequences.
by kenoshabrick March 19, 2021
The only people Pontifex follows are his eight burner accounts. No friends. Embarrassing.
I have blocked Pontifex, so now I may speak freely. I don't know what I was doing before, but now I will not face consequences.
I have blocked Pontifex, so now I may speak freely. I don't know what I was doing before, but now I will not face consequences.
by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021
by kenoshabrick March 19, 2021