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Antifarian

Another word for "antifascist", particularly those in the Richmond, Virginia area. Primarily used by insurrectionists on the internet as an insult. Origin unknown.
Antifarians all have the same drugged-out, mentally unstable look.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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Damn Daniel

The white vans used by police departments to make mass arrests. (Originates from the 2016 internet meme, "Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans.")
I saw the Damn Daniels roll up and I knew the night was going to be bad.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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bombshell

A screenshot you found online or in the Google dot com search results featuring incredibly ordinary information. Announced with much fanfare like a Wikileaks data dump, but is really just a quote from someone's tweets. Generally posted on Twitter dot com, always including a tag to alert the FBI.
Another Antifa bombshell is coming tomorrow. Here is the same photo once again, and 100% verified evidence that Antifa did the moon landing.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler
by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021
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Tevis

The legendary war criminal and mayor of Portland, Oregon, Ted (Tevis) Wheeler. He loves attacking his citizens with chemical weapons, hates the homeless & the power, and pepper-spraying dairy heirs. He is a truly horrible man renowned on a national scale for his crimes.
Do you think we're gonna forget about you? We're never gonna forget you, Tevis.

Tevis, the only problem we have is that you are an incompetent mayor.

America's renowned war criminals including George W. Bush, Henry Kissinger, and, of course, Tevis.

The Pope announced today that Tevis is going to hell and all penance for his sins will be suspended effective immediately.

Tevis loves brutalizing his own people so much that he is now afraid to go in public because he fears their retribution.

We need to completely recall Tevis and never let this happen again.

We saw Tevis walking in to Walmart wearing a large sombrero and sunglasses in disguise so no one would ask him about his war crimes.
by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021
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go on administrative leave

To receive symbolic punishment for your actions without facing any real accountability or repercussions.

See Also: Paid suspension, suspension with pay, qualified immunity
A cop got in trouble for murdering someone in their home. He will definitely just go on administrative leave.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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flee to London

To experience so much fear and dissatisfaction that you literally flee the country. Primarily used by those persecuted for consistently inciting violence and generally being wildly unpopular. Most people who flee to London also write a book about it.

Can also be used to describe a desire to escape any uncomfortable situation.
Andy Ngo was so afraid of the city of Portland that he decided to flee to London to escape persecution for being a fascist.

I am so frustrated by this class. I think I will flee to London.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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