kenoshabrick's definitions

go on administrative leave

To receive symbolic punishment for your actions without facing any real accountability or repercussions.

See Also: Paid suspension, suspension with pay, qualified immunity

A cop got in trouble for murdering someone in their home. He will definitely just go on administrative leave.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

go to Cancun

To avoid doing your job, or to escape an undesirable situation in which you will be required to do work.

Texas had no water and 8 people died of freezing temperatures, so Ted Cruz decided to go to Cancun away from the nasty Poors and all of his suffering citizens.

This teach-in sucks. Wanna go to Cancun?

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Pontifex

The Pope of the Catholic church (particularly his Twitter account).

The only people Pontifex follows are his eight burner accounts. No friends. Embarrassing.

I have blocked Pontifex, so now I may speak freely. I don't know what I was doing before, but now I will not face consequences.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

flee to London

To experience so much fear and dissatisfaction that you literally flee the country. Primarily used by those persecuted for consistently inciting violence and generally being wildly unpopular. Most people who flee to London also write a book about it.

Can also be used to describe a desire to escape any uncomfortable situation.

Andy Ngo was so afraid of the city of Portland that he decided to flee to London to escape persecution for being a fascist.

I am so frustrated by this class. I think I will flee to London.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Twitter

The number one social media of domestic terrorists.

Every member of the Antifa Board of Supervisors is on Twitter. Coincidence? I think not.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

bombshell

A screenshot you found online or in the Google dot com search results featuring incredibly ordinary information. Announced with much fanfare like a Wikileaks data dump, but is really just a quote from someone's tweets. Generally posted on Twitter dot com, always including a tag to alert the FBI.

Another Antifa bombshell is coming tomorrow. Here is the same photo once again, and 100% verified evidence that Antifa did the moon landing.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

the tentacles run deep

Used to express the deep web of plots and conspiracies concocted by "Antifa". Primarily used by old men on the internet, master sleuths, and people who are not on Twitter.

I am about to drop another Antifa bombshell. Their crimes know no bounds. It's all connected to Soros money. The tentacles run deep.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021