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The only people Pontifex follows are his eight burner accounts. No friends. Embarrassing.

I have blocked Pontifex, so now I may speak freely. I don't know what I was doing before, but now I will not face consequences.

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021

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Ted Wheeler

Legendary war criminal and most hated man in America. Currently the mayor of Portland, Oregon, where he is so hated by his citizens he's afraid to leave his house (because people keep asking him to stop doing war crimes on them, and he does not want to do that at all).

Lumber heir from old money, hates the poor, loves lying, loves the police, hates the Geneva Convention, and hates you. He can frequently be found having a nice night out on the town enjoying his little wine. If you can find him at all.

Synonyms: Tevis, Tear Gas Teddy, Incompetent Mayor, War Criminal, Ted Tevis Wheeler

Ted Wheeler is going to hell.

by kenoshabrick February 25, 2021

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go on administrative leave

To receive symbolic punishment for your actions without facing any real accountability or repercussions.

See Also: Paid suspension, suspension with pay, qualified immunity

A cop got in trouble for murdering someone in their home. He will definitely just go on administrative leave.

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021

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AMAB

All Mayors Are Bastards. Originates from ACAB (All Cops Are Bastards).

He tear gassed 200 people last night, did a homeless sweep, and is currently tweeting about baseball. I'm not surprised. AMAB.

by kenoshabrick March 03, 2021

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