ken's definitions

crotty

also means dirty, derived from the french word "croté", meaning really dirty. Also, there was this gas station owner named Mr. Crotty who used the carwash as a bathroom. Crotty.

Ewww, that pizza was left in the trunk, now its all crotty.

by Ken August 2, 2004

jerbo

to feel all tense becuase of years of viriginity.

He was like hot fire- jerbo to the last drop.

by ken January 24, 2006

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

ashwini style

to skip first base, and go back afterwards, all within 20 minutes of alone time.

girl: LETs DO IT ASHWINI STYLE!

by ken April 23, 2005

Schwing!

Said when a beautiful woman is seen. Onomatopoeia. Describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Phallic connotation.

Hoowie, look at her!! Schwing!

by Ken December 1, 2002

uber

German word meaning 'super.'

Nietche wrote of the evolution of the uber man.

by Ken December 1, 2002

bexley

(v.)One of a very intelligent and cool nature. Often Jewish.

"Wow, he's really smart. He must be a bexley"
"Look at those cool bexleys"
"I wish I were a bexley"

by Ken February 28, 2004