Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole 

Masturbation.

As coined by the upcoming youtube movie "The Dark Show".

Carl: What are you doing tonight.
Phil: I thought I'd help Batman Take Robin for a slide down the meat pole.
Carl: So what you're telling me is that Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole.
Phil: Yes.
Carl: TMI.
Phil: I fucking *hate* people who say "TMI.

Batman's Taking Robin For a Slide Down the Meat Pole by theDarkShow October 23, 2010

Batman's Lair 

A dark,scary,hairy cave.

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.

Batman's Lair by ant June 9, 2004

batman's parents 

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

batman's parents by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

Batman's Bedtime 

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.

We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.

Batman's Bedtime by arf79 July 20, 2023

A Batman’s Wife 

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.

Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.

A Batman’s Wife by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021

summer batman’s 

Summer Batman’s is a great, beautiful, sexy person no one else can compare too

“Y’all hear what summer Batman’s did “

“No one cares she’s irrelevant

summer batman’s by Abaddiewithaphattie July 2, 2021

Michael Keaton's Batman 

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

Michael Keaton's Batman by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017