kelamist's definitions

Loop Skywalker

an upgraded version of a yes man who is ready to accept everything he is asked to execute

when i say "you will take me to Loop Skywalker now..", you will say "I take you to Loop Skywalker now..".

by kelamist November 11, 2019

MAGA-SCHMAGA

a form of re-duplication used to indicate irony, sarcasm, derision, skepticism, or lack of interest against any origin of trump-like republican talk

Just as the ACS and Abraham Lincoln advised, the MAGA-SCHMAGA promise might work well on colonising Liberia and its neighbours again.

by kelamist January 21, 2019

Schadenfreudenia

any country or disrespectful society where neither social nor economic unity has been established

the national motto of Schadenfreudenia is;

"whatever"

by kelamist June 10, 2018

Hisser

a domestic species of small carnivorous mammal. Felis Catus

Even santa muerte might abondon you someday but your dog will never do. Hissers are for loosers.

by kelamist April 30, 2023

dream com truise

something you have wanted very much for a long time and it still didn't happen, now.

For her, making the Olympic team has been a dream com truise. She owns a donut shop right by the corner, now.

by kelamist September 11, 2018

feminest

a safe haven, a shelterhouse for women who've been exposed to dometic violence

since there have been more than 150 women murdered this year out of jealousy or other -so called- moral issues in Turkey, more feminests are needed for residential areas so that women can leave the danger zone and have a peaceful place to put their lives back in order

by kelamist June 10, 2018

Incelation

Incelation defines the state where involuntary celibacy stops being just a condition and mutates into a lifestyle. Not only being incel, but turning it into ideology, into identity, into endless complaint. It names the act of accepting rejection as destiny, instead of bending destiny itself. Incelation is the fall of manhood from dignity into excuse-making. It’s a prison of self-pity.

Incelation is not loneliness, it is the worship of weakness.

by kelamist September 1, 2025