Definitions by kelamist

pit shtup 

1. the sexual activity of a couple, willingly exposed in front of a bunch of people.

2. a kwik fukk

1. pit shtupping is/was an ecstatic rites characteristic according to some cultures around the world

2. there are tons of porntubes on the internet in which you can watch zillions of pit shtup videos.

pit shtup by kelamist June 10, 2018

Schadenfreudenia 

any country or disrespectful society where neither social nor economic unity has been established

the national motto of Schadenfreudenia is;

"whatever"

Schadenfreudenia by kelamist June 10, 2018

feminest 

a safe haven, a shelterhouse for women who've been exposed to dometic violence

since there have been more than 150 women murdered this year out of jealousy or other -so called- moral issues in Turkey, more feminests are needed for residential areas so that women can leave the danger zone and have a peaceful place to put their lives back in order

feminest by kelamist June 10, 2018

schwing pop 

music for adults only

"Fuck me forever" by Connie Lingus , "Sit on my face" by The Echoes and "Uranus is out tonight" by James Lee Meadows are my favourite old time Schwing Pop hits.

schwing pop by kelamist May 27, 2018

wheeler black 

the darkest black color there is. it's even darker than the vanta black.

professor physicist John A. Wheeler, coined the word black hole therefore the blackest of all black colors should be named after him as the wheeler black, right?

wheeler black by kelamist May 25, 2018

scroller

any gender older than 35yrs old who needs to scroll down a bit longer to state his/her date of birth while registering online is someone closer to getting old or being a scroller.

for my teenager daughter, i sure am a scroller

scroller by kelamist April 21, 2017

tunami 

a small, virgin wave which is far from growing to be a large, tsunami wave

ure not supposed to observe a tsunami in Van Lake, Turkey but a tunami, only.

tunami by kelamist November 23, 2016