Definitions by keith

esmereldas 

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

esmereldas by Keith August 8, 2004

Sandmonkey 

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

Sandmonkey by Keith August 4, 2004

fug 

a ciggereite

yo pass me dat fug or when u need a fug you say fug break

fug by keith June 28, 2004

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

teenie weenie syndrome by Keith June 22, 2004

diety 

a god or goddess

Zues, Shiva, Jesus; Mohammed

diety by Keith June 22, 2004

shiva 

1. a Hindu diety
2. a summon monster/GF/aeon from the final fantasy series.

shiva has been in many final fantasy installments

shiva by Keith June 22, 2004

Danza Slap 

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

Danza Slap by Keith June 19, 2004