keith's definitions

positive

An adjective meaning that something is good. It was introduced into popular culture by Mr. Boyle in late 2003 and early 2004. The word was then passed on through the students in his Pre-calc class. Recently the word has spread to southern California by an unnamed student attending USD.

Buying a chocolate chip muffin sounds pretty positive.

by Keith December 1, 2004

get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

by keith August 9, 2003

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

by Keith May 21, 2004

banana hammock

Men's bikini underwear

"I think I'll wear a banana hammock instead of boxers today."

by Keith January 12, 2007

quarterbackin'

The act of wiping your ass

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.

by keith August 9, 2003

Fonterbush

An uncommon flora species located only in south central New York State

Your Fonterbush is blooming nicely

by Keith March 15, 2005

helkholesh

is meat on stick

-best served with crab juice, or mountain dew.

We do not sell hot dogs, only helkholesh.

by Keith August 23, 2004