Definitions by kaman25

Amazanta 

An Amazon delivery person.

My boss called and wanted me to work on my day off but I'm waiting for Amazanta.

Amazanta by kaman25 January 30, 2022

Yellowlining

Forgetting you are coming from or going to a new place and ending up messed up because you followed your old routine.

On the Simpsons the robot told Homer it couldn't go with him because they had to stay on the yellow line.

I was half way to my old apartment when I stopped, smacked my forehead and said, "Dummy you are yellowlining to a place you no longer live!"

Yellowlining by kaman25 June 3, 2021

catventory

When you have more than 3 cats and one has a batch of kittens you have to take catventory otherwise you can't leave or go to sleep.

I was walking the neighborhood at 2am whispering "Here kitty kitty" because my catventory came up one cat short.

catventory by kaman25 May 29, 2021

Millivanillianaire

Someone who claims to be rich but isn't.

(From an old SNL Weekend Update)

Wow! Donald just told me he is a billionaire!

No way! If anything he's a Millivanillianaire.

Millivanillianaire by kaman25 January 30, 2021

Covideo 

The genre of videos available on the current pandemic.

Did you see the video about how Covid...
STOP! I refuse to watch another Covideo!

Covideo by kaman25 April 25, 2020

Trumpbucks 

The stimulus checks that the feds are going to send to most citizens. Not backed by anything substantial like gold.

I don't care if it's not worth the paper it's printed on, I want those Trumpbucks!

Trumpbucks by kaman25 April 9, 2020

Gotchacovid

Gotchacovid is what a person in charge says when he knows we're screwed.

President: Don't worry folks, I Gotchacovid!
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

Gotchacovid by kaman25 March 18, 2020