Gotchacovid

Gotchacovid is what a person in charge says when he knows we're screwed.

President: Don't worry folks, I Gotchacovid!
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

by kaman25 March 18, 2020

Gundurbate

When something bad happens and people take to social media to rant rather than contacting their government representatives. It feels good but it does no good.

After what happened yesterday everyone went to their computers to gundurbate instead of writing their congressman.

by kaman25 February 18, 2018

Cataloggin'

When a housecat sits very still with their paws under them, awake but unmoving right where a human needs to go.

I want to go do laundry but Luna is cataloggin' in front of the door.

by kaman25 September 03, 2023

Dreamory

While dreaming you have a memory of an event in another dream that adds reality to the current dream.

Last night I was dreaming I was in a strange place and I was scared until my Dreamory reminded me I'd been here before in another dream. Then I was fine.

by kaman25 September 07, 2022

Covideo

The genre of videos available on the current pandemic.

Did you see the video about how Covid...
STOP! I refuse to watch another Covideo!

by kaman25 April 25, 2020

Mustardmony

Mustardmony is the act of combining two half-full bottles of mustard to form one full bottle.

Unless you have squeeze bottles mustardmony is a slow process.

by kaman25 January 30, 2020

Sow Down

Sow Down means the same as Dip up It means it's time to eat. It's from growing up on a pig farm.

Mother: "Okay kids dinner is ready!"
Kid 1: (looks at kid 2) "Time to Sow Down!"
Kid 2: (Pushes up nose to make a snout) "Oink Oink!"

by kaman25 March 05, 2020