kaman25's definitions
Both a physical and mental diagnosis meaning one can't remember the last time they achieved a functional erection.
Hey Keith my 22 year old girlfriend has a sister who's into older guys! Do you want to meet her?
Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.
Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.
by kaman25 September 27, 2023

When something bad happens and people take to social media to rant rather than contacting their government representatives. It feels good but it does no good.
After what happened yesterday everyone went to their computers to gundurbate instead of writing their congressman.
by kaman25 May 7, 2018

Breathing disease related to the Trump administration's rollback of pollution standards in order to allow harmful toxins into the air so rich people can make more money while the rest of us make less lifespan.
In the year 2020, Trump has ruined the environment so badly that the voters standing in line all have some form of Trumpothelioma.
by kaman25 August 23, 2018

by kaman25 January 30, 2021

While dreaming you have a memory of an event in another dream that adds reality to the current dream.
Last night I was dreaming I was in a strange place and I was scared until my Dreamory reminded me I'd been here before in another dream. Then I was fine.
by kaman25 September 7, 2022

When a housecat sits very still with their paws under them, awake but unmoving right where a human needs to go.
by kaman25 September 3, 2023

Who the administrator of a Facebook or Forum page appoints to take care of the small day-to-day problems that arise.
by kaman25 June 6, 2018
