neanderthal

1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.

2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.

2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
by Kajoe October 05, 2006
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summer's eve

a gentler way to call someone a douche.
Greg cc's everyone's boss when he has an issue with someone. He is a real summer's eve.
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(_*_)

sometimes u are such an (_*_)
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boner drug

Pharmaceuticals, i.e.: Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, that enable limp dicks to get a boner.
Bob Dole was the original spokesperson for Viagra. He needed a boner drug in order to get some wood.
by kajoe November 12, 2006
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ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.
Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park
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outer buttfuck

A remote town, a place so far away from anywhere else that nobody wants to visit or live there. Almost like being in exile.
David got a job assignment that sent him to Outer Buttfuck. He had to take three planes to get there.
by kajoe October 07, 2006
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You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.
Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.
by kajoe June 16, 2011
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