kajoe's definitions

you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.

Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.

by kajoe February 21, 2011

mall assault vehicle

A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.

The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.

Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!

by kajoe October 20, 2006

wake n bake

When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.

No one really cared when she died, so the family just held a wake n bake.

by kajoe October 10, 2008

lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

superball

a prosthetic silicone testicle

Richard had a foul ball. The doctor removed it and replaced it with a superball. Even his girlfriend can't tell the difference when she gives him a ball hummer.

by kajoe December 7, 2006

obama lock

when obama goes to a city many blocks around his destination are shut down causing a horrendous traffic jam known as obama lock.

I tried to drive across town but the obama lock was so bad, it would have been faster to walk.

by kajoe September 16, 2009

turbo fist

Fast and furious masturbation by a male.

He was beating off so quickly it was almost like he had a turbo fist.

by Kajoe September 5, 2006