full retard

act stupid, moronical or like an imbecile
by kajoe October 01, 2008
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outer buttfuck

A remote town, a place so far away from anywhere else that nobody wants to visit or live there. Almost like being in exile.
David got a job assignment that sent him to Outer Buttfuck. He had to take three planes to get there.
by kajoe October 08, 2006
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supersonic shit

hard, small caliber shit balls accompanied by copius amounts of flatus. When bearing down to take a shit, the fart gas propels the shit at high speed into the water of the toilet resulting in a wet ass.
Holy shit, I just had a supersonic shit that splashed toilet water all over my ass!
by Kajoe September 07, 2006
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madoff scheme

A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.
by kajoe June 29, 2009
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Steve Irwin

A crazy animal loving aussie who's luck finally ran out.
Steve Irwin was "treadwelled" yesterday by a sting ray.
by Kajoe September 04, 2006
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boy wonder

A totally incompetent person who has risen to his position by placing the blame on others for his mistakes, usually his subordinates. He knows the fine art of ball licking and that is how he gets his promotions. He is a "yes" man. The whole time he is polishing his manager's knob, he is secretly plotting to take over his job.

He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.

Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.

Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.

Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up now."
Greg is totally incompetent. Everyone at the company calls him Boy Wonder!
by Kajoe September 04, 2006
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lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.
Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.
by Kajoe September 04, 2006
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