dumpus

(1) One who is incredibly stupid or did something retarded. Combination of the words 'dumb' and 'pussy' or possibly a shortened 'dumbass'.
(2) Word coined by Strong Bad on wordHomestar Runner/word, used to make fun of Strong Sad.

(1) "Jim, stop being a dumpus and hand me that screwdriver!"
(2) "No misspellings + good idea + made fun of dumpus=SOLID!"

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

that darn cat

(1) One of the worst movies ever, which was actually remade for unknown reasons by Disney in the early 90s. Involves the adventures of a girl searching for a cat. That's it. The ONLY movie worse than this shit is Kangaroo Jack.
(2) The non-offensive way to express anger at a cat.

(1)Dude 1: "What's on TV?"
Dude 2: "That Darn Cat."
Dude 1: (leaves)
(2) "That darn cat! Well, at least now I don't have to get a vasectomy.

by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

fuck a duck

Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.

CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!

by KaiserMonkey September 18, 2003

lufia 2

The most awesome video game in the universe. An RPG for the Super Nintendo, released by Natsume, based on the adventures of a guy named Maxim who has to travel and save the world from the Sinistrals, evil beings who want to destroy it.

"w00t! Lufia 2 commits serious word0wnage

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003

jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003

big booty

A large ass, badonkadonk of mythic proportions, much junk in the trunk, etc.

"Damn, Wayne, that girl has a big booty."
"Fuck, Johnson, how many times do I have to tell you not to use stupid, childish slang? The term is 'fine ass'!"

by KaiserMonkey August 18, 2003