Definitions by kain

Gene Snitsky 

The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

It's not my fault! Any other questions?

Gene Snitsky by Kain October 31, 2004

Money 

The one true god of the earth.

God money I'll do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money don't want everything he wants it all.

Money by Kain October 25, 2004

Michael Myers 

Brutal mass murderer. Disturbed as a child, he was chosen to be inflicted with the Curse of Thorn, which focused his rage on his family and made him invincible. He has murdered scores of people, but is catatonic between Halloweens in which the Thorn constellation is present.

Michael Myers as a character was blemished by having his ass kicked by Busta Rhymes in Halloween: Resurrection.

Michael Myers by Kain October 16, 2004

Thorn

A curse which makes the bearer invincible, but also forces him/her to kill his/her immediate family. Every once in a while on Halloween (and only Halloween), the Thorn constellation appears in the sky, signalling the followers of Thorn to curse a new person. When done, prosperity falls on the whole tribe. Michael Myers is currently cursed with Thorn, and Terence Wynn (who is currently missing) serves as his watcher. A person with allegiance to Thorn can be identified by a Thorn tattoo on their right wrist.

Pledge your allegiance to Thorn!

Thorn by Kain October 16, 2004

chunkadunk 

An overly obese person.

A person with a large amount of fat on their body.

"Oh my gosh Michelle, you're larger than life! You're such a chunkadunk!"

chunkadunk by Kain July 1, 2004

Mordecai 

New WWE wrestler who calls himself the Pale Rider and Right Hand of the Father.

Mordecai is NOT an Undertaker ripoff.

Mordecai by Kain May 23, 2004

Satanic Bible 

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

Satanic Bible by Kain May 9, 2004