kaboom's definitions

Hawk Nation

The name for the supposed "spirit" group at Viera High School, filled with douchebags, sluts and those who left their brain in the dumpster. The slogan "I believe that we will win", goes down in history as one of the most idiotic attempts at making something creative.

Andrew: Hey Jessica, are you a member of Hawk Nation?
Jessica: Why yes, I am!
Andrew: I'm sorry, I don't communicate with those affiliated with that scum.

by KaBoom January 14, 2014

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom December 31, 2004

Star Citizen

A space game that currently has raised over 36 million dollars, even though it hasn't been released yet. It is likely that they will take the money and run.

Ben: Hey Jeff, you should donate to Star Citizen!
Jeff: I don't want them to take my money for an unfinished game!

by KaBoom January 14, 2014

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

scrimshaw

Any pornographic image or video.

Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.

by KaBoom January 13, 2014

Mrs. Huffman

A stupid bitch with a sandy grand canyon vag, which probably has bodies stored in it, who thinks she is the chancellor of Germany in the 1930's, but in reality, she is just a stupid bitch who works at god awful Viera High School. She is a dictator about using technology and having fun. It seems as if it is her personal goal to censor the use of all technology. To that I say, censorship is to art as lynching is to Justice-Henry Louis Gates. 100% of the student body thinks this woman should land on an anti-tank land mine. Her bottom bitch, Mrs. Mijuskovic, or however you spell that god damn name, enforce shitty rules that have sent the school right down the shitter, and out to the Atlantic Ocean. where exactly she should be because SHE IS A FUCKING 40 TON WHALE.

Student: Hey dude, check this out! This helps me understand this math a lot easier!
Mrs. Huffman: Technology! 1 detention, and this IS MINE!
Student: But Mrs. Huffman, it helps us with our homework!
Mrs. Huffman: *Walks out of room*

by KaBoom January 28, 2014

Chicago Dump Truck

During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.

Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*

by KaBoom February 14, 2014