Definitions by k80theshade
A-Pose Gliding
This is when an NPC in a videogame is bound to a moving key while the animation for the movement has hung, creating the impression that the NPC is smoothly gliding across the ground while otherwise motionless.
A-Pose Gliding by k80theshade April 17, 2023
Broasting
The act of being wrong - very hard - about something usually of interest to those lacking any sophistication whatsoever in trade for money or muscle.
Esp. When coming from a place of privilege.
Esp. When coming from a place of privilege.
Alyssa:
Watching tech bros drop incredibly myopic and unironically condescending takes and then repeatedly double-down rather than admit they were wrong ought to be a sport.
What should we name it?
Katie: Broasting!
Watching tech bros drop incredibly myopic and unironically condescending takes and then repeatedly double-down rather than admit they were wrong ought to be a sport.
What should we name it?
Katie: Broasting!
Broasting by k80theshade October 24, 2022
Decrapitude
n. int. Portmanteau of "decrepit" and "crap." Used to indicate a general state of malaise experienced by the direct object of the phrase as used. us. associated with aging.
"Feeling in a general state of decrapitude from Covid and being 32, Katie slept for much of the week."
Decrapitude by k80theshade November 2, 2021
Mushroom of Warm
n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.
KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
Mushroom of Warm by k80theshade May 2, 2021
Perfect Phonecall
"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
Perfect Phonecall by k80theshade November 17, 2019
Brunk
n. Masculine equivalent of, "Basic Bitch."
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Implies all of the same connotations of basicness, only for brunkiness.
Julie: Oh, look at Brad; he's such a brunk.
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
Katie: Well, you're basic as hell; you're both into Ska, you like theme parties and you both get along with all of your exes so you two ought to be a perfect match.
Julie: He is SUCH a bro-hunk, though!
Katie: I can't believe it's not....butthairs!
Brunk by k80theshade February 25, 2017
Oligarplutocorporatocracy
n. Portmanteau of, "Oligarchy, Plutocracy and Corporatocracy."
A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.
A once unique form of government, first existing only in the dreams of a few very wealthy and powerful oligarchs, but has since become the Standard Model of Society.
Is now seen more popularly as a truthful description of some social structures.
Katie: "We live in a Democratic Republic.
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."
Wayne: "No; we live in an oligarplutocorporatocracy: Rule by the few wealthy aristocrats of the many via a supposedly Democratic corporatist government."
Oligarplutocorporatocracy by k80theshade October 6, 2016