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n. int. Portmanteau of "decrepit" and "crap." Used to indicate a general state of malaise experienced by the direct object of the phrase as used. us. associated with aging.
"Feeling in a general state of decrapitude from Covid and being 32, Katie slept for much of the week."
by k80theshade November 2, 2021
Get the Decrapitude mug.A phrase taken from prison vernacular.
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
One inmate is complaining about a situation; another inmate will say, "shit around it!" referring to having a penis inserted into their anus which must remain even if they need to defecate.
Hence they ought to do so despite the presence of the penis in their anus.
A way of saying, "deal with it."
Inmate 1: "I got a D.R. for lewd behavior just because I grabbed my crotch at a cop and now I won't get my visit next week!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
Inmate 2: "Shit around it, punk!"
by k80theshade February 18, 2025
Get the Shit around it mug.n. cross between "utter" and "blab/blubber/bluster" and such. Meant to convey a sense of poorly chosen words spoken in passion.
Bernie: She said what she heard wouldn't be hearsay. She looked it up. We were arguing, so it would qualify as an excited blutterance.
Alan Shore: Blutterance isn't even a word, much less a defense! You murdered someone over a fake word!
-Alan Shore (James Spader) Boston Legal
Alan Shore: Blutterance isn't even a word, much less a defense! You murdered someone over a fake word!
-Alan Shore (James Spader) Boston Legal
by k80theshade March 3, 2009
Get the blutterance mug.v. -t A portmanteau of "argue" and "agree."
pt. - Argueeing
When someone vehemently agrees with you without realizing it.
pt. - Argueeing
When someone vehemently agrees with you without realizing it.
by k80theshade September 25, 2023
Get the Arguee mug.n. A propane-powered outdoor heater using a distinctive reflector which gives it its name. The reflector directs most of the infrared energy produced by the small element outward and down, effectively warming a large area in a very efficient way.
KATIE: A Mushroom of Warm is a much more effective outdoor heater than a campfire.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
LISA: What about the wind?
KATIE: MoW's use infrared to heat and infrared is light. Light doesn't blow away.
by k80theshade May 2, 2021
Get the Mushroom of Warm mug."Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
by k80theshade November 17, 2019
Get the Perfect Phonecall mug.A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025
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