A bridesmaid who, upon learning that she's in the running for the position of Maid of Honour, begins to schmooze to tip the odds in her favour. This could include flattery, doing favours, buying gifts and other general ass-kissing.
Alvin: "What's with Mary? She never has time for me anymore"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
Toni: "That's because she's too busy being Kate's bribesmaid"
Alvin: "Oh man, not again"
by just like honey October 07, 2015

by just like honey May 14, 2017

Adj.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
by just like honey September 07, 2013

"This book is a really important part of my currenthood"
"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"
"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"
by just like honey June 12, 2018

Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
by just like honey November 21, 2021

A phrase popular amongst fans (or 'stans') of mainstream musical acts. Used to assert the superiority of their favourite singer over another fan's, whether for a substantial or a trivial reason.
"omg Queen Mariah slayed that whistle note. Your fave could never!"
"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"
"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"
by just like honey June 19, 2017

A relative you choose to be financially responsible for, even though they are not your legal dependent.
Family members may feel obligated to support a relative, whether genuinely or begrudgingly.
Examples include couples allowing an in-law to live with them; A single person supporting a recovering sibling; or children paying for their parents' retirement.
Family members may feel obligated to support a relative, whether genuinely or begrudgingly.
Examples include couples allowing an in-law to live with them; A single person supporting a recovering sibling; or children paying for their parents' retirement.
by just like honey May 12, 2022
