maktub

Arabic popular saying that means "It was written!", meaning it was always meant to happen/to be.

Jade/Lucas = MAKTUB!

by Jules October 11, 2006

schwasted

the condition of being inebraited, particularly likely in cananda, symptons include stumbling, vomiting, and being escorting out of clubs and bars by staff members

Why is Ashley always schwasted?
Please don't kick us out for being schwasted.

by jules March 11, 2004

blowfish

when you have had a copious amount of sex and your bits get sore, puffy and smell of fish.

We were at it all night and now I have a serious case of blowfish.

by Jules July 19, 2004

Tv Ugly

Gritty. Ugly that's suitable for television.

I wanted Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" ugly, not Cornelius on "Planet of the Apes" ugly. TV ugly, not ... ugly-ugly.

by Jules February 25, 2005

Benna

A girl, usually short, who's insanely hyper ande has big blues eyes. Her "target", AKA, tush, is usually being stalked by many a males.

" Look, it's Benna! I wish those guys would get off her target."

by Jules January 04, 2004

Chimbal

A man who loves badgers not men or women he is badgersexual and likes eating mushrooms for dinner. He goes to the snake zoo regularyly for pleasure and has never shaved in his life. He has cornflakes in his beard. He likes gorillas and sticking his head down the toilet for his morning wash.

An example of a chimbal is my good freind Jen lmao

by Jules January 20, 2004

pookadook

cute lil girl with bratty tendencies

your such a pookadook

by jules May 13, 2005