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brown belt

I finally got my brownbelt last night
by Jrock August 13, 2004
mugGet the brown beltmug.

Habib

Habib fuck Bitches and give bitches good pill
by Jrock November 3, 2021
mugGet the Habibmug.

wurstschwitz

in german, the sweating resulting from sausage withdrawal
scott had been suffering from wurstschwitz ever since his personal "sausage chef", mike, moved away.
by jrock September 3, 2008
mugGet the wurstschwitzmug.

Massachusetts Maritime Academy

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"
"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!
by JRock April 21, 2005
mugGet the Massachusetts Maritime Academymug.

pterodactyl

Harnessing yourself and your partner onto a ceiling fan in a superman-like position. Turn the fan on and spin around while having sex. "CAWing" in their ear as loud as possible is essential. Feel free to unhook the harness falling to the ground with all of your weight on your partner. Scratch their back with your talons if needed.
My girlfriend thought the pterydactol was fun until I started "CAWing" in her ear as loud as I could. But then she laughed when I scratched her back with my talons.
by JRock February 11, 2004
mugGet the pterodactylmug.

crim

short for "criminal" used by white people to describe black people because they're all criminals.
"yo you better lock up you car before that crim comes over and jacks your shit fo shizzle!"
by jrock June 21, 2004
mugGet the crimmug.

zooms

Yo man i just got a O of Zooms
by Jrock August 13, 2004
mugGet the zoomsmug.

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