jr's definitions

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

penjoy

a cool way hip people who wear decorative ties say enjoy

Mr. Reardon penjoys a yummy glass of red tea.

by jr February 23, 2005

bad-penis

To infect someone with venereal disease

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!

by JR December 3, 2003

nigger wad

a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside

fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.

by jr December 11, 2004

crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

by jr December 11, 2004

mcmansion

a big, processed house in a suburb or gated community near you; that has approx 3.7 people living in 12 or more rooms, with 3 car garage attached to it. It's exactly like the house about a piss stream's length away from it, because their usually on placed on smallest space or lot.

it probably took them longer to tow that mcmansion to bashful beaver lane than they took to actually build it.

by jr June 9, 2004

Wolf Butt

A hairy ass; a crew cut on your ass
Usually a mexican or a fat kid who's lazy.

Damn that nigga Manny has a case of wolf butt. It's like he can comb his ass.

by JR October 28, 2004