jr's definitions

bad-penis

To infect someone with venereal disease

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!

by JR December 3, 2003

nigger wad

a shitload of one dollar bills with a twenty on the outside

fool thinks he's got pimp money, but thats just a nigger wad.

by jr December 11, 2004

JR the man

coolest person in the world haha

I wish I could be just like JR someday

by JR February 26, 2005

cock vomit

sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it

mindy got a face full of cock vomit

by jr December 11, 2004

mcmansion

a big, processed house in a suburb or gated community near you; that has approx 3.7 people living in 12 or more rooms, with 3 car garage attached to it. It's exactly like the house about a piss stream's length away from it, because their usually on placed on smallest space or lot.

it probably took them longer to tow that mcmansion to bashful beaver lane than they took to actually build it.

by jr June 9, 2004

kegerator

a device used for cooling a keg

the keg is in the kegerator

by jr November 10, 2003

Krah

Somebody who cant type

ogm i just pazned yer l347 adss

omg yur such a krah, every time you spell a word wrong god kills a kitten

by JR December 29, 2004