Definitions by jr

sink the sub 

when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there

i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub

sink the sub by jr December 11, 2004

screwin around corners 

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

screwin around corners by jr December 11, 2004

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

ball wash by jr December 11, 2004

cock vomit 

sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it

mindy got a face full of cock vomit

cock vomit by jr December 11, 2004

nut first through a knothole 

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

nut first through a knothole by jr December 11, 2004

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

sharts by jr December 11, 2004

ass mud 

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

ass mud by jr December 11, 2004