67 definitions by jr

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????
by jr March 30, 2004
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The act or process of being a dickhead. This word is synonymous with the word assholishness.

See also: Dickhead, prick, asshole
I was just pointing out your dickheadedness in that situation.
by jr April 23, 2005
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when u shit in ur hand at night and stick it on ur friends face!
i gave caleb the nastiest plunger last night.
by jr November 10, 2003
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when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u
"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"
by jr December 2, 2004
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being buff without using vitamins or protien drinks but by simply working out. the word describes itself because someone who is poor cant afford all those vitamins and stuff so they only get fit by working out in a gym.
DAYAM!!! look at that nigga... hes ghetto buff
by jr August 7, 2005
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