jpg3's definitions

dumbarrassed

To be embarrassed over really dumbass shit.

Never feel dumbarrassed by idiots.

by jpg3 December 7, 2011

troll-toll

The cost of using a bridge or highway while getting to your destination. Payments are enforced by ugly pig like creatures.

During their family vacation and going thru various states the Griswalds paid troll-toll after troll-toll.

by jpg3 November 3, 2013

absorbmooch

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

by jpg3 November 1, 2011

wurk n' jurk

Someone that has a job and ain't sitting idle all day.

Leaving for their job at 3:00 am a person thought here I go doing the wurk n' jurk thing again.

by jpg3 February 16, 2014

daddysboy

Despite having a sister this boy gets all of dads praise, attention, affection, etc.. from childhood into adulthood any and all of dads focus is on the boy not the girl.

Life is good for daddysboy, over forty, still living with the parents. He was glad not to be like his little sister, struggling to pay bills, stressed and having a mortgage.

by jpg3 November 2, 2011

sassbacker

When someone younger than yourself talks back to you in an insolent way.

After overhearing the childs tirade to her parents the grandmother intervened by saying, " Hush up you little sassbacker this is a perfect example of spare the rod, spoil the child."

by jpg3 August 25, 2010

nosecicles

Frozen snots dangling from noses, created during cold weather.

People shoveling snow need to watch out for nosecicles.

by jpg3 February 15, 2015