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After overhearing the childs tirade to her parents the grandmother intervened by saying, " Hush up you little sassbacker this is a perfect example of spare the rod, spoil the child."
by jpg3 August 25, 2010
Get the sassbackermug. Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.
Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."
by jpg3 February 20, 2011
Get the disneylandsexmug. Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.
As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.
by jpg3 October 14, 2012
Get the Recreational Reptilesmug. by jpg3 September 4, 2011
Get the Captain Jismmug. The fear of doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning, making the bed, etc. , often suffered by lazy people also affected with dishphobia.
When the teenager asked about spending the night over a friends house the parents reply was, " Maybe, if you can overcome your chorephobia and do what we asked first."
by jpg3 August 5, 2010
Get the chorephobiamug. by jpg3 February 1, 2015
Get the neighbor qualifiedmug. Said by those individuals that feel left out of something or by someone unincluded in the plans made by others.
As the older couple made plans for the honeymoon they never had after getting married, because all of their time, money and effort had been spent raising kids, the conversation was overheard by the now adult last child still living at home whom asked, What about me ?
by jpg3 November 10, 2011
Get the What about me ?mug.