People becoming involved with somebody having a ready made family out of a now defunct relationship.
Yo', I gots hooked up with a bangin' bitch and its all good 'cept one of them kids calls me a stepfuck.
by jpg3 August 18, 2011
by jpg3 February 01, 2015
A lagback is that person in a group that manages to stay just far enough behind all the others, letting them do everything and then enjoys in the rewards after having never contributed.
The group of survivors fought they're way thru many obstacles finally reaching safety and during the entire ordeal the lagback managed to evade direct exposure to danger.
by jpg3 November 07, 2011
The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
by jpg3 November 22, 2011
The Friend-factor is used to calculate the degree of friendship one is rated at when figuring out how much times going to be spent with each known individual.
Being that so much time was spent with friend A, buddy B used the F-factor to estimate the precise amount that would be appropriate to share with friend C.
by jpg3 November 01, 2011
This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.
After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."
by jpg3 October 08, 2011
Someone having set up cozy comfortable places for themself all over the internet, so you can always find them there day or night at anytime.
by jpg3 November 12, 2011