Definitions by jpg3
donut-stick
When a man inserts his erect penis thru the holes of several donuts so as to carry them because his hands are holding something else, usually beverages.
A lover awoke to see their mate standing naked at the foot of they're bed holding two cup's of hot cocoa, one in each hand and on his donut-stick were a couple tasty looking double glazed ring-shaped cakes of sweetness just waiting to be gobbled up.
donut-stick by jpg3 October 29, 2011
cheerio dick
A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.
cheerio dick by jpg3 October 28, 2011
sour puss pout
AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.
sour puss pout by jpg3 October 26, 2011
sixpack butt attack
Inserting a thumb into someones anus while also putting the middle finger of the same hand into their vagina thereby resulting in being able to lift the person up and carrying them around like a sixpack.
Boozer the beer lover was thirsty for a brewski while fingering a horny honey but didn't want to ruin the mood so used the sixpack butt attack technique on her and went to the kitchen to got a cold one.
sixpack butt attack by jpg3 October 23, 2011