cheerio dick

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.
A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.
by jpg3 October 28, 2011
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thumbtard

A fucking moron that repeatedly votes down the same words by another urban dictionary author.
A thumbtard will repeatedly vote down the same definitions of specific urban dictionary author's.
by jpg3 July 24, 2011
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homopunk

An individual that tells a few selective friends about being gay but isn't honest with their own parents about it.
The gay individual told friends about sexual preferences but when it came to the parents was a homopunk.
by jpg3 November 04, 2011
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fuckfactor

The rating system used to judge if someone is or isn't fuckable.
When someone is sexually interested in somebody else the fuckfactor comes into play.
by jpg3 November 21, 2011
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eyecome

ooze from the eye, eyecrusty
Pardon me but you have eyecome.
by jpg3 October 02, 2011
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gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.
When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.
by jpg3 November 09, 2011
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new fears eve

On new years eve most people desire better futures but some individuals have thoughts about what unimaginable new fears could occur.
At the new fears eve party all the doubters tried drinking away their nightmares.
by jpg3 December 29, 2012
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