screamsicle

The process of causing someone to scream by taking an icy-cold popsicle from out of a freezer and then placing it directly upon the victims bare skin / body; ie: back, front or into any body opening, brrrr.

After slipping into the cozy warm bed and snuggling up next to their lover a prankster played the old screamsicle trick and nearly gave the surprised partner a heart attack.

by jpg3 November 27, 2011

cuntrap

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

by jpg3 November 14, 2011

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

the working dead

Poor unfortunate stiffs that can't enjoy life because they exist in a limbo where they have to work at unhappy, menial, shitty jobs.

Unlike wealthy individuals whom can enjoy a carefree life the working dead linger on in their day to day existance.

by jpg3 November 20, 2011

tequilayed

Drinking mucho tequila and getting or being layed.

If you wake up naked, hugging a bottle of Jose Cuervo and have a sore ass then chances are you got tequilayed.

by jpg3 November 18, 2011

step-dad

A guy willing to hook up with a chick that has children from a previous relationship. Some step-kids will love him and others will not. The step-kids real dad is either not in the picture or there was a split from the kid's mom for some reason.

If a kids lucky they're mom will find them a good step-dad and not some fucker who treats them like shit.

by jpg3 January 09, 2011

sourcasm

Sarcasm with an extra touch of bitterness.

Instead of the individual making the usual sarcastic comments they served up some special sourcasm.

by jpg3 November 05, 2011