jpg3's definitions

Captain Jism

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.

Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.

by jpg3 September 4, 2011

frenzyfuck

To get fucked hard and fast.

Slow love making is a beautiful thing but sometimes a frenzyfuck is much needed.

by jpg3 September 1, 2011

stooge LOL

The fake laugh added to the end of any sentence either written or verbal. Usually used by someone that thinks they are very funny but they are not. he he he

After having read someones status on facebook the dumbass posted a comment followed by he he he otherwise known as the stooge LOL.

by jpg3 August 17, 2010

Gaudy Gear

Extremely ugly outfits.

Lady GaGa wears Gaudy Gear.

by jpg3 January 1, 2012

the working dead

Poor unfortunate stiffs that can't enjoy life because they exist in a limbo where they have to work at unhappy, menial, shitty jobs.

Unlike wealthy individuals whom can enjoy a carefree life the working dead linger on in their day to day existance.

by jpg3 November 20, 2011

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

lagback

A lagback is that person in a group that manages to stay just far enough behind all the others, letting them do everything and then enjoys in the rewards after having never contributed.

The group of survivors fought they're way thru many obstacles finally reaching safety and during the entire ordeal the lagback managed to evade direct exposure to danger.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011