jpg3's definitions

HONKIN' ON BOBO

The act of performing oral sex on a male penis.

Midway thru happy hour at the local bar one girlfriend asked another where their other girlfriend went and was told " Oh, she took that hunky guy out to the car to make out, she's probably honkin' on bobo by now, lol"

by jpg3 July 24, 2010

dumbarrassed

To be embarrassed over really dumbass shit.

Never feel dumbarrassed by idiots.

by jpg3 December 7, 2011

troll-toll

The cost of using a bridge or highway while getting to your destination. Payments are enforced by ugly pig like creatures.

During their family vacation and going thru various states the Griswalds paid troll-toll after troll-toll.

by jpg3 November 3, 2013

lagback

A lagback is that person in a group that manages to stay just far enough behind all the others, letting them do everything and then enjoys in the rewards after having never contributed.

The group of survivors fought they're way thru many obstacles finally reaching safety and during the entire ordeal the lagback managed to evade direct exposure to danger.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

absorbmooch

Anyone that sucks anything and everything out of someone else.

The fortythree year old absorbmooch had no guilty feelings about living in mom and dads basement.

by jpg3 November 1, 2011

wurk n' jurk

Someone that has a job and ain't sitting idle all day.

Leaving for their job at 3:00 am a person thought here I go doing the wurk n' jurk thing again.

by jpg3 February 16, 2014

trickytreat

Sex on halloween is a trickytreat while wearing a costume.

A couple lovers were at a halloween party and got horny so they ducked into a closet and gave each other a trickytreat.

by jpg3 October 30, 2011