josh's definitions

leggy

A person who is clinically obese and grows mold underneath his armpits because he is so fat. FAT FAT FAT. lose some weight FATTY.

someone who is very fat and needs to go on a diet unless they are happy with being fat.

by Josh January 10, 2005

G.L.O.B.

Good Looking Old Bitch. Describes an older woman that is not known to be a MILF

Wow. she is hot. Dude she's a GLOB

by Josh May 21, 2004

penis worm

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang

freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert

by Josh February 17, 2005

poof

1. homosexual male

2. cushioned footrest often used with lounges

1. that guy is a poof

2. my feet are on the poof

by josh April 23, 2005

biscuits

Biscuits; v: To have a propensity of ab-flab, commonly exacerbated by overly tight jeans and a shirt showing too much midriff. The rolls at the waistline resemble a gooey profusion of dough from a tube of Pilsbury biscuits prior to baking.

Even an admiral would be unable to bring that into port. She's mad biscuits!

by Josh May 7, 2005

cheeseaphobia

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this

Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.

by Josh December 16, 2003

scene band

a band that has like five words in its name and sings about everything(but mostly they sing "emo")

"drowning in a river of my own blood sweat and tears"(not a real scene band)

by josh April 29, 2005