josh's definitions
by josh January 17, 2005
Get the dunnmug. from weekend update:
neal: i hear you judged a wet t-shirt contest, how was that.
cajun man: oww huu.
neal: you tryed to get the winer to go out with you, how'd that go.
cajun man: reject-on(he looks sad)
neal: whats wrong cajun man?
cajun man: depres-on.(1 second passes) lessby-on.
neal: i hear you judged a wet t-shirt contest, how was that.
cajun man: oww huu.
neal: you tryed to get the winer to go out with you, how'd that go.
cajun man: reject-on(he looks sad)
neal: whats wrong cajun man?
cajun man: depres-on.(1 second passes) lessby-on.
by josh February 22, 2005
Get the cajun manmug. if god isnt real...how did we get here?
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..
Matter cannot come into existance by it self..no dna or anything can make itself... ever...no examples of this can be stated...dna can copy whats already there..yes...but it can NOT make NEW information...and god created time..so he is outside of time...and has no beginning...for example...if gravity didnt exist on a planet..hypothetically speaking...then people couldnt fall to there death..they would float around...and if something is outside of time...then it has no beginning..no end...as we think of things..because we are in time...we think everything has to have time...but the theory of relativity proves time was created...but people will go off and get all angry..and make fun of god..and say god isnt real..but its okay...if they are right...NO BIGGY FOR THE BELIEVERS..we die and its all over... If the athiests are wrong though....they are screwed..
Biogenesis...every cell comes from a living cell...(god is spirit..and not physical..also outside of time..)
by Josh January 17, 2005
Get the godmug. 
This word was made up not too long ago and hasn't had much of a chance to spread, but for the few who do know its meaning, it means:
Anything you want it to mean
Anything you want it to mean
by josh October 10, 2004
Get the Alacramaticmug. by Josh April 23, 2004
Get the rusty sheriff badgemug. by Josh August 9, 2003
Get the Shnagamug.