josh's definitions

riva

The dirtiest skank on a street-corner.

Justin: Man, I'm so desperate. I even went for a riva!
Colin: Yeah, I know. I've never had sloppy firsts before doing a riva.

by Josh March 28, 2005

razor ramon

Former WWF Intercontinental Champion from the early 90's. Alias: The Bad Guy, Scott Hall

He was as drunk as Razor Ramon

by Josh April 12, 2003

Mustang

A great American sports car. All though not all variants are great, still has more power than a Civic or Accord. Lets face it, if you need spray to get you up to 80, you don't need to race.

Come on... Roush, Saleen, Shelby, nobody can beat those name affiliations.

by Josh June 19, 2003

monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 6, 2004

kunk

An object possessing thick and mushy physical characteristics.

The peice of shit on his shoe was kunky.

by Josh December 3, 2004

agility

its somin thats fuckin fast!

damn! that bitch has some agility!

by Josh June 3, 2004