josh's definitions

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

cell shading

A styalized technique used in videogames with bold colors and/or bold lines to create a flat cartoon look on 3D backgrounds and models.

Are they using cell shading in that new game?

Yeah, it looks just like a cartoon.

by Josh February 1, 2005

negromatic

the act of using ducktape to fix a car. A vehicle that has duct tape on it

Man Homey's casy is all negromatic.

by Josh February 6, 2005

Ooklagoosh

To swear at someone secretly

Get off me u ooklagoosh for brains

by Josh February 6, 2005

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

tinch

A small amount of something.

Give me a tinch of booze please.

by Josh February 9, 2005

buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

by josh February 9, 2005