dickhole

The urethra. The hole at the end of the dick.

I love my girlfriend's soapy handjobs in the shower, but later my dickhole burns like crazy.

by josh September 08, 2003

monte

A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.

Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!

by Josh January 11, 2004

fuckin asshole

n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.

Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.

My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.

by josh July 07, 2004

BASTARDS

The plural of bastard in reference to any and all New York Yankee's fans.

Those bastards won the world series again, FUCK ME, do I hate the Yankees!

GO RED SOX!!!

by josh July 07, 2004

Mustang

A great American sports car. All though not all variants are great, still has more power than a Civic or Accord. Lets face it, if you need spray to get you up to 80, you don't need to race.

Come on... Roush, Saleen, Shelby, nobody can beat those name affiliations.

by Josh June 19, 2003

sooey101

Dalton, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's just wrong, OK?

Dalton, NO!!!!!!!!! That's just wrong, OK?

by Josh January 03, 2005

user name

Something you post to Urban Dictionary to piss me off.

This practice makes absolutely no sense as these are almost never actual words. Annoying to everyone but the poster, these are the reason Urban Dictionary is becoming less useful by the day.

Jesus Christ, there are far too many here to mention.

All of you assholes should find a new hobby.

by josh February 19, 2003