Pink Eye

Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.
Dude! I just gave this that bitch pink eye!
by Josh March 09, 2005
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crunk

go get crazy and drunk, and yell, YEEEAAAH!!!

From Lil' Jon
We got tossed outa the club cuz we got to crunk. YEEEAAAH!!
by Josh March 05, 2005
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sprinkles on cupcake

a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it
by josh March 26, 2004
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shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
by josh January 21, 2004
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one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.
Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night
by Josh May 04, 2004
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Personal Athlete

A person who is very into his/her self

Or someone who tries to act cool and fit but in reality are {pretentious} and not cool.

"Check out that Personal Athlete at the bar. You think he could try any harder?"

"Maybe guys wouldn't give her the wrong kind of attention if she would quit being such a Personal Athlete."
by Josh April 24, 2007
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penis worm

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang
freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert
by Josh February 17, 2005
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