josh's definitions

BBQ

A BBQ (barbeque) is a party which is attended mostly/completely by males, where no chicks turn up. And the chicks that DO turn up aren't single.

Also known as: Sausage Fest, Sushi Shop (hold the sushi).

Paul: Hey, are you going to Stuart's tonight?
Peter: Fuck that, I heard it was gonna be a BBQ!
Paul: Damn, we'll just go clubbin' then.

by Josh January 19, 2004

bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck

You just got bunkered, newb

by Josh June 17, 2004

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

grr

a word often used by aggravated/vertically challenged people, most commonly in response to their attractive friend being annoying

C.J : Grrr...Josh !!!!

by Josh April 28, 2004

shed hed

a person with a massive fukin head.

"god that johannah has got a shed hed, its huge"

by josh April 26, 2005

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

dannn

The baddest motherfucker in these parts.

"Dannn..."
-"What?"
"You so fine."
-"Word."

by Josh January 27, 2005