josh's definitions

urbandictionary.com

a website that sells your name to numerous porn sites when you try to submit a deffinition

similar to if hitler was running this website

by josh September 20, 2004

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

bresani

gigantic penis

nick has a bresani.

by josh January 10, 2004

nippleoma

Is a strange disease that turns white chicks nipples black, similar to melonoma where your skin turns black.

Matt saw brianna's nippleoma, it was weird.

by josh March 6, 2005

jizzle

a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection

Let's smoke this jizzle!

by Josh November 19, 2003

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

by Josh January 9, 2004

user name

Something you post to Urban Dictionary to piss me off.

This practice makes absolutely no sense as these are almost never actual words. Annoying to everyone but the poster, these are the reason Urban Dictionary is becoming less useful by the day.

Jesus Christ, there are far too many here to mention.

All of you assholes should find a new hobby.

by josh February 19, 2003