josh's definitions

ditch

To be ignored at cornation by your date

Josh Hirshenhorn was ditched by Aubrey at cornation.

by Josh November 12, 2003

goobin'

screwing around, but not really accomplishing anything

Guy 1: "Hey man what are you up to?"
Guy 2: "Eh, not much, just goobin' around."

by Josh November 21, 2003

fuckface

Having a fuckable face.
Or someone publicly fucked in the face.

Damn, look at that "fuckface" Josh

by Josh February 8, 2004

slam

To deficate immensely and with an insuing cornucopia of noises and grunts.

Man, I shouldn't have eatin those 4 burritos, 7 tacos, and 3 enchiladas, because now I have to take a SLAM.

by Josh June 20, 2003

cmc

COOL MAN COOL
Made by my friend, Shawn.

"I got laid today"
"CMC"

by Josh June 22, 2004

Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."

Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."

by Josh April 13, 2005

Moss'd

to get burnt deep in a football game

You just got Moss'd.

by Josh December 7, 2003