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Definitions by jordan poole fan

Kyrie Irving 

A talented 6'2 NBA point guard drafted by the Cleveland Cavaliers. He is known for having the best handles in the world of basketball. He has won 1 championship from the Cleveland Cavaliers in 2016.
NBA News: Kyrie Irving has been traded to the Dallas Mavericks

NBA News 2 months later: The Dallas Mavericks has been eliminated from the playoffs.
A person who is below 6 foot, has black hair, dark brown eyes and a slightly dark skin. He is shy all the time however, he is a really kind and generous guy if you know him much. His favorite hobby is sports (basketball) and he is pretty athletic. He is not that smart though and sometimes, he makes stupid decisions.

(this is coming from a guy named will)
Eumico: i rejected a guy named will
Will by jordan poole fan May 9, 2023
A place where every goofy, mystical, unbelievable, unreal stuff happens. This place has abnormal citizens that looks like aliens. Ohio is the worst place to live in since you cannot do anything in peace without seeing an unusual behemoth of a creature.

Once you move to Ohio, the world becomes black. You are a poor and hopeless human being that has entered a hell-like dimension full of monsters that could destroy a whole planet.

No other place can be more bizarre than Ohio, ever.
"Can't even walk down the streets in Ohio bruh ☠️"
Ohio by jordan poole fan November 21, 2022
A person that has a good heart and mindset. They are proud and determined to take multiple steps on their lives and they are willing to overcome obstacles. Their personality is unique compared to other people. The name is often used for females.
person 1: hey eumico
eumico: hi!!!!
Eumico by jordan poole fan November 21, 2022
Its basically the ass instead it is infront of your body. You can only have boobs if your a woman.
guy:nice boobs i wanna squeeze it
girl: fuck off
boobs by jordan poole fan July 15, 2021