jonnycripp420's definitions

methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.

Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.

by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025

Cock Molt

The top layer of skin on the cock begins to peel from lack of lubrication and excessive friction from absurd amounts of intercourse.

Jon and Beth were sexting when he realized he had "cock molt" from the previous weekend's sexcapade in a hotel.

by jonnycripp420 April 2, 2025

encyclaweedia

Someone who knows everything about weed

What are these brown spots on my buds? "I don't know call Jon he's the encyclaweedia of the family. "

by jonnycripp420 October 21, 2025

homoawreckedass

Gay guy (bottom)with a prolapsed asshole from to much prison style ass play.

Gary is a flaming homoawreckedass.

by jonnycripp420 December 3, 2025

Cannaisseur

A person with extensive about cannabis and a well developed pallet for dishinguishing terpines and strains.

My good friend medicalgrower420 is a well-respected ''cannaisseur'' in my community that specializes in auto-flowering cannabis.

by jonnycripp420 December 20, 2023

Husband-trapper

Humorous slang word for vagina used in the context of "facetiousness"

Jina was a ratchet hoe she always use the ol husband-trapper to get her way

by jonnycripp420 February 2, 2025

Tyrannasoreasswrecks

An evil manipulative girlfriend who isolates her boyfriend from his friends acts out publicly and social situations to draw attention and humiliate him and then plays the victim.

"What do you think about inviting Kevin to our gathering?" "No fuckin way bro his girl Jen is a tyrannasoreasswrecks she'll ruin everyone's good time."

by jonnycripp420 April 2, 2025