jonny's definitions

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005

10 pence

1) a charva's last resort
2) some charvas collect them or trade them for fags

'givus 10 pence like'

by Jonny October 1, 2003

shnoziating

when you think someting is gross

wow your mom is shnoziating

by jonny September 30, 2004

blo

Bein stoned or fucked up.

Damn, that nigga be blo up off dat dro!

by jonny March 4, 2005

nargis

A hot and incredibly cool chick.

Eliza Dushku

by Jonny July 30, 2003

microsubterranianegyptianseamonkeys

freakish creatures from below the ground. They came here 1000000 years ago to feed on shrooms!

OMG! its a microsubterranianegyptianseamonkey!

by jonny December 3, 2002

ViZi0n

a norwegian synonyme for "big dick"
or "huge cock"

wow, he's like ViZi0n or something

by Jonny December 1, 2003