jondapicam's definitions

Hot

(1) Opposite of cold.
(2) Sexually attrative.
(3) See "cool" or "awesome"

That was hot.

by jondapicam October 15, 2006

Reality TV

The mirror through which we can see the decline of our civilization.

If the Roman Empire was aroung today, reality TV would be the cause of its decline.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

garbage

See "Reality TV"

Did you see who was kicked off the island on that garbage show?

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

Painful

See "reality TV."

Survivor is painful to watch.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Windows

OS where the word restart is the norm. Also synonymous with "monopoly." Also characterized by slow startups, thus the term "win-doze," and known as a computer virus to Mac users, all 10 of them. Other terms used: POS, sucky OS, The rebootinator.

Hey, want to play a game of Windows? I want to be the car.

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

Dodge

(1) Make of car cheaply made, looks good, but breaks down prematurely.
(2) Make of car that sells for a low price but parts are expensive.
(3) The only make of truck or van that give you multiple choice on what to do when they cut you off in the middle of the road. (Should I dodge him or ram him?)
(4) Division of Chrysler that used to make good quality automobiles such as the Charger, but sacrifices quality for profit.
Note: these definitions also apply to Plymouth and Chrysler.

My Dodge Caravan's transmission blew again.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003