jondapicam's definitions

Painful

See "reality TV."

Survivor is painful to watch.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

Hot

(1) Opposite of cold.
(2) Sexually attrative.
(3) See "cool" or "awesome"

That was hot.

by jondapicam October 15, 2006

garbage

See "Reality TV"

Did you see who was kicked off the island on that garbage show?

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

Dodge

(1) Make of car cheaply made, looks good, but breaks down prematurely.
(2) Make of car that sells for a low price but parts are expensive.
(3) The only make of truck or van that give you multiple choice on what to do when they cut you off in the middle of the road. (Should I dodge him or ram him?)
(4) Division of Chrysler that used to make good quality automobiles such as the Charger, but sacrifices quality for profit.
Note: these definitions also apply to Plymouth and Chrysler.

My Dodge Caravan's transmission blew again.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003