cornelius

curling one out into a male mans mouth, then he swallows it whilst rubbing his nipplets.

"oh judas, your amazins at giving me a cornelius!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

siliconing

jabbing ones penis into anothers silicone breast until your penis unloads.

"ear jeffold, i enjoyed our session of siliconing last nite underneath the christmas tree, it was a joyous occassion, lets do it again tomorow you slapper"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

sweat drenched clit drabber

when a female transexual tries to orgasm after surgery, then gets her male partner to drag his penis across her chest, spelling out her name with his sperm and then setting it alight.

"hey jobob, you up for a sweat drenched clit drabber sesh?"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

thumper

an absolutely bangingly steamey shit!

"dude, i just took a thumper on your dads chest whilst he was sleeping!!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

gashtic fiend

crabs running around your pants

"shit!!there crabs all over my dads brown tinged gashtic fiend thong!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

thumbed

placing your thumb into ones crevice.

"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006

tides of sephra

an amazing spazzmodicc masterbation band from blakburn and burnley in the uk.

"lets go shag a fruit pastel in the garden of eden whilst listening to tides of sephra!"

by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense August 10, 2006