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Definitions by jonathon willabarto demicree lindsense

placing your thumb into ones crevice.
"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"

bishoping 

forcing a Holy bible into ones gash.
"vicar, lets do that again!"
"what do you mean?"
"like what jesus did to the jews!"
"oh, THAT thing"
"lets go bishoping up your wrinkly grandma!"

siliconing 

jabbing ones penis into anothers silicone breast until your penis unloads.
"ear jeffold, i enjoyed our session of siliconing last nite underneath the christmas tree, it was a joyous occassion, lets do it again tomorow you slapper"

tides of sephra 

an amazing spazzmodicc masterbation band from blakburn and burnley in the uk.
"lets go shag a fruit pastel in the garden of eden whilst listening to tides of sephra!"
an absolutely bangingly steamey shit!
"dude, i just took a thumper on your dads chest whilst he was sleeping!!"

gashtic fiend 

"shit!!there crabs all over my dads brown tinged gashtic fiend thong!"

throbbing muncher 

a sweaty lesbian eating out another lesbian on a sunbed.
"hey Lillanne, lets go do a throbbing muncher on our lil sister!!"