jonathan's definitions

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

rewie

The Define God

You: Rewie!
Stupid Kid: Who?
You: REWIE!!!!!!
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May Rewie Bless You

by Jonathan January 19, 2004

Nobo

the art of being a total dumbass one who knows nothing about anything

Nicholas you stupid nobo

by Jonathan March 28, 2005

Flashwing

A hipster. Don't mess with this guy cause he's so cool, he'll blow you mind like the nickel shine, boy.

Damn, man. You are so FLASHWING it's not even funny.

Or

Who's that guy coming up in my place thinking he's Flashwing or something?

by Jonathan August 24, 2003

Coldi

Adjective: A cold enviornment or object.

It is "Coldi" out here. That drink is "Coldi."

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.

I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

bligger

a black person trying to act white

yo nigga fdsjsjfhjkdasHLfjkhalkfjsdfh

by jonathan April 23, 2005