Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers
The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.
by Jonathan May 31, 2005
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fouf

foufoune shortened into fouf, a slang french word for pussy
je lui lecherais bien la fouf
by jonathan April 25, 2005
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starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.
I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!
by Jonathan January 13, 2005
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ambwhore

A little blonde hot ass slut thats always horny.
When ambwhore came over we fucked like rabbits.
by Jonathan April 05, 2004
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clean head

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.
by Jonathan January 21, 2004
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