11 definitions by jon.o

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To get completely laid out from ketamine
Damn. I knew he shouldn't have done the whole bottle. Well, let's run his pockets and steal his wallet.

Fuck that idea. Looks like he shit himself too. He's ketatonic
by jon.o July 26, 2009
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Noun:

To flash a completly unnessesary limp penis in a movie scene.
I don t understand why they have to show ween in this movie. Nasty ween!
by jon.o December 26, 2009
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an electronic music snob that goes to all raves even though it' s not his particular genre that brings an ipod and headphones to jam out in front of the dj
It's only acceptable to be a uniraver if your at a house or trance party and listening to drum and bass.
by jon.o July 25, 2009
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when a person fills a bendy straw with drugs, inserts the smaller end to another persons nostril and blows quickly to blast them directly to the brain.
I want this shit to hit me quick. Will you give me a telesnort?
by jon.o July 25, 2009
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