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sh!t

Shit. USed with an exclamation mark in place of an I.
Holy sh!t
This sh!t sucks
by Jon November 30, 2003
mugGet the sh!tmug.

Privi'ed

"we were not privi'ed to that information"
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the Privi'edmug.

Bones

A person of the female gender who resembles a skeletal structure. These persons typically endulge in the punk rock scene.
"Dude check out Bones and he new mohawk"
by Jon March 2, 2004
mugGet the Bonesmug.

klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!
by Jon October 10, 2004
mugGet the klinkersmug.

Johnny Damon

A redsox centerfielder that oddly resembles jesus. He shall be the savior to the redsox this season.
"If the Redsox can't win this year with Jesus Christ in centerfield then they must be cursed."
by jon April 8, 2004
mugGet the Johnny Damonmug.

YARR

A pirate saying used in ancient times that could interpret to almost anything today.
I'm going to kill you and rape your wenches. This is some good grog. My parrot just died. The last time we tried that the ship caught on fire. etc.
by Jon February 7, 2004
mugGet the YARRmug.

up the ass

serge was poundin on his boy friends ass
by jon July 21, 2003
mugGet the up the assmug.

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